MOrning Coffee.....what white elephant?

[Moviemaniac4]

Originally posted by Andyman:
That's one reason were going the white elephant route.

We've had some people take the regular gift exchange too seriously and started squawking about how their gift they brought was more expensive than others. Some people brought really lame stuff. Women complained that most of the gifts were too "men" oriented.

I didn't car what I ended up with really. I just liked the sport of "stealing" someone's gift just to piss them off! [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">As long as is not "Yanqui Swap" like in "The Office" episode [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Biomechanoid]

&lt;sidesteps donut wandering out the door&gt;

Now, that's fresh!

Originally posted by MM4:
I had some bad experience with secret Santa when I was a child. Either I din't get something worthed, or I was forced to give something cheap because I had no funds....

In fact, I still remember giving a classmate a small cheap toy pistol my parents bought at last minute in a hurry. The face of the child looking at the gift still haunts me....

Even at this age, I wish I could find him and offer some money or a worth gift...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's a familiar story from my youth, too. Apparently, being underpriveleged was no excuse for buying a generic G.I. Joe at the 5 and dime for the classmate whose well-off parents bought him everything he wanted. That was one of the very few times I was ever made to feel "poor."

Does this white elephant have pink spots, perchance? Just wondering...

Oh, and:

Q: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: His footprints are in the pudding.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
A: Either peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Q: Why shouldn't you go into the forest between the hours of 4:00 and 6:00?
A: Elephants are hiding in the trees, waiting to jump down on you.

Q: How many kangaroos can you fit into a station wagon?
A: At least seven.

Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails pink?
A: So he could hide in a cherry tree.

Q: Where does a 2 ton elephant sit?
A: Anywhere he wants to.

Q: How many elephants can you fit into a station wagon?
A: None, unless you take the kangaroos out.

Q: Why do beavers have flat tails?
A: They've been in the forest between the hours of 4:00 and 6:00.

Q: What's yellow, fuzzy, and goes over 200 miles per hour?
A: A fuel-injected peach.

Q: What is grey, white, black, grey, white, black, grey, white, and black?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill reading a newspaper.

Q: Why did the elephant refuse to cross the road?
A: He could hear the peach coming.

[TCM Hitchhiker]

Sweet, I'll take your mini Cylon figure, and you can have my broken Go-Bot.