Just get drunk and take a mallot to it.
It'll hurt like a sonuvabitch, but if you're drunk enough you won't notice.
Better yet, get a friend to be your DMH (designated mallot handler) and have them swing the mallot.
Drunken mallot swinging isn't too great of an idea.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ January 14, 2005 02:00 PM: Message edited by: macabeee ]</font>
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