Just for those who don't know. i'm Gleason!

[sculpey]

Dear God !! I think it might actually have been me that invited him !! We haven't started that 'inviter responsible for the invitee' rule yet have we !!??!!

[bonedust]

i'd gladly vouch for Stevie... [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[Justice On A Stick]

I knew it was you. I recognized the stench. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Somewhere between gasoline and port-a-potty.

[Tortricidae]

Originally posted by TheRedneckS.G.:
Well since i get so much crap for being from KY and liking nascar, i figured why not change the name?!
But then a lot of people keep asking who i am.

I may have a southern accent. I may enjoy nascar. but does that make me a redneck? No.
[img]biggrin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">but..you're from kentucky. that means you *must* be a redneck. you don't wear shoes or own a washing machine, and you have a lot of guns. and dogs. and possibly cows, pigs, chickens, and wives.

you also wear ripped jeans, flannel shirts, own a tractor, drive a truck held together with duct-tape and garbage bags, and your license plate is a bunch of numbers drawn on a scrap of cardboard cause the real one fell off.

you have a mullet. and a bunch of poorly done and tasteless tattoos. you like moonshine. you only have four teeth. at least three of them are brown or black. you also chew tobacco and like to shoot at "critters" and "varmints". you find squirrels and racoons to be tasty, if cooked just right on that big ol fancy BBQ grill that's quite possibly bigger than your trailer and more expensive than your vehicle. the one truck that's not on blocks, I mean.

or at least that's what everyone seems to think of those of us who live in kentucky. heh. cause I hear shit like that alllll the time. while there are rednecks who fit just about every stereotype I just mentioned, not all of us are hicks dammit.

[TCM Hitchhiker]

And here I thought all of you had big round heads and sat on your porches playing banjos!

[Justice On A Stick]

Cool, I didn't know you owned a truck, Totricidae! [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Tortricidae]

Originally posted by Justice On A Stick:
Cool, I didn't know you owned a truck, Totricidae! [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">ah, get back to your hockey and maple syrup, eh? [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

[0193081]

I visited Pig, Kentucky once. It was basically an intersection. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[TCM Hitchhiker]

Originally posted by Peter Hoffman:
I visited Pig, Kentucky once. It was basically an intersection. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"squeeeeeaaal now, squeeeeeeeaaaal like a pig boy"

[Tortricidae]

Originally posted by Peter Hoffman:
I visited Pig, Kentucky once. It was basically an intersection. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">yeah..kentucky is great with naming places. we have big bone lick national park, big beaver lick, dog slaughter road, knob lick shopping center (I think that's what it's called..I could be wrong though), cox's smokers outlet, manslick road, waddy peytona...I could go on and on with weird/pervy sounding names.