What a looser! (er, loser)

**Andyman** · November 16th, 2006, 05:07 PM

Damn. I wish DA would give me back my soul so I could sell it. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

**baimun** · November 16th, 2006, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by Joranthalus:
only 1 'o' in loser [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yeah... I came into this thread thinking it was either about the winner of the speed-pipe-wrench contest... or women with questionable morals.

Or maybe women with fast pipewrenches and questionable morals??? [img]confused.gif[/img]

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**Drau** · November 16th, 2006, 07:25 PM

I never none won no spellin contests neither....

Or maybe i ment La-hoo-ahooo-ser [img]wink.gif[/img]

And yes, Lee, that's my job. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

[ November 16, 2006 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Drau ]

**Drau** · November 17th, 2006, 04:09 AM

http://www.winmysoul.com

Hi there! I?m Gerald and I am offering you a chance to own my soul. Now I know what you?re saying... how can someone sell his soul.

Let me start by saying this is not a publicity stunt. This is a real contest. The winner of my soul will enter into a binding contract that offers them specific benefits of soul ownership.

It?s really a very simple business proposition that goes something like this:

You donate funds for a chance to win my soul. Each dollar donated gets one entry in the drawing. The proceeds go towards helping me change my life ? a life you?ll soon find that really needs changing.
In return, I offer the winner certain control over various aspects of my life, such as deciding the names of my kids, sharing in the profits of my endeavors and inheriting a portion of my estate.
There will be a definite winner and that winner will receive among other things:

<ul type="square">[*]A percentage of my taxable income for the rest of my life with a guaranteed minimum of $500.00 per year.[*]The right to choose the first name of all of my children. The name has to be gender specific and cannot contain profanity or derogatory words.[*]A percentage of profit ownership of any intellectual works that I create.[*]The option of planning my wedding, including selecting the date.[/list]

[ November 16, 2006 06:20 PM: Message edited by: Drau ]