Joke of the day

***PORTHOS*** · October 28th, 2004, 06:03 PM

A group of pirates were at sea when they see one military ship coming there way. After beeing informed the captain comes out of his room to join his group of pirates on the deck and screams "Bring me my red shirt!!!"

One of the pirates brings him his red shirts, he puts it on and they attack the other ship. After winning a hard fought battle, the pirates go back to there normal business.

The next day, the pirates sees 2 military ships coming there way. At this sight, the captain screams "Bring me my red shirt!"

One of the pirates brings him his red shirts, he puts it on and they attack the two other ship. After winning a hard fought battle, a few of the crew asked the captain why he wants his red shirt before attacking a ship. The captain tells them he wants his red shirt so he won't be seen bleeding if he's hurt during the battle.

The next day one of the pirates screams "There's 10 military ship coming our way captain, do you want your red shirt?"
And the captain answers:"No,Bring me my brown pants!"
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[ October 28, 2004 03:05 PM: Message edited by: *PORTHOS* ]

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**madadman** · October 28th, 2004, 06:12 PM

LOL! And I didn't see it coming.... [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

**DARTH POOH** · October 28th, 2004, 06:20 PM

OK, that's way above average!!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

**Skull-n-Bones** · October 28th, 2004, 06:23 PM

LOL...Ever hear how to make an "Angry Pirate"?
(I heard this on Stern and laughed way too hard...so don't blame me...I didn't make this up.)

HOW TO MAKE AN ANGRY PIRATE: When getting a BJ, you come in one of her eyes, then kick her in the leg....she walks away limping with one eye shut, going..."Arrrr..."

LMAO....