AvP licked ass(spoilers)

**Spliff** · August 14th, 2004, 01:46 AM

If you were a pred fan. I swear, within ONE minute, actually less of introducing the pred's to the aliens BAM one pred down. Ok, you think, just Anderson being a faggot and on the alien's nut's, so it's excusable, but no...5 minutes pass with a lame ass fight scene and BAM! My boy Celtic dies, but here's the kicker...the EXACT SAME WAY the pred before him dies. And this point I want to kick Anderson in his spleen(especially after seeing the trailer for the new RE movie). So now there's one pred left in the whole entire pyramid and magically he is unable to die until the end battle(figures whatever

) Not that I have anything against Scar or anything, it's just Scar happens to be a badass bitch in the movie, and by bitch I mean faggot. To top it it off even more, they kill all the cool characters, especially that cool ass italian d00d. And leave that stupid stupid whore who played Blade's mom in Blade to fight the Queen(with the help of Scar). And it seemed the preds were pretty in this movie because only the aliens were referred to as "Ugly sons of bitches/motherfu", yes motherfucker is not said, only motherfu. That being said, if you were an aliens fan you should hopefully get a kick out of the movie(seeing as how the aliens, even though they all got whacked, have the last laugh), and I'm trusting as you being an aliens fan would know, they DON'T win.
If you are neutral however with both aliens, this movie will entertain you only, perhaps even anger you a little because you had to watch the RE:Apocalypse trailer before this shitfest. I now officialy will jump on the "Fuck Anderson bandwagon" because he made the preds look like little bitches. Even though they've never won in their movies either this is different because they're not trying to kill the California governor or Danny Glover, in fact it's up to the preds in this movie to save the fucking world! When do the guys saving the world ever lose?!! Anyway the ending you should see coming, they show Scar with a face-hugger jumping at him then change scenes, cut back to Scar with a dead face hugger next to him and him putting back on his mask. So this scene comes back to you when they're zooming in on Scar's dead body...and lord behold a pred/alien chestburster pops outta his chest...but the thing is it's on a ship with an fuck-load of preds! Yes...a fuck load of them, makes you wonder why the fuck they even bothered to have the chest burster pop out and defile Scar's already defiled dead body, seeing as how it has pretty much a zero chance of living.
All in all, wait for the dvd, or download it somewhere...especially if you want to keep the image of Preds as badasses in your head.

**Bigbeltz** · August 14th, 2004, 02:41 AM

Preds are badasses, yes, when fighting bitch humans. Aliens are the perfect killers, it's no surprise that they bitchslapped a couple of the Preds.

**0193081** · August 14th, 2004, 02:58 AM

I guess it licked my ass in the good way.

**Bigbeltz** · August 14th, 2004, 04:17 AM

Originally posted by (predator25):
yeah it sucks that you see the first alien and KA POW! one pred down two go.
then THE SAME FUCKING ALIEN kills celtic( grid alien)
now you have one pred left (the fucking retard named scar)
a facehugger jumps at scar.
scar throws a shuriken(sp? and slices it in half.
then he cuts a aliens head in half.
so assuming facehuggers are around you know what he does?
HE TAKES HIS FUCKING MASK OFF!
then guess what happens?
a fucking facehugger JUMPS ON HIM!

in conclusion SCAR IS A FUCKING RETARD

[ August 14, 2004 12:50 AM: Message edited by: (predator25) ]

He had to take the mask off to mark himself...*shrug*

**(predator25)** · August 14th, 2004, 04:32 AM

he did not HAVE to take his mask off.
he did not HAVE to mark himself.
i love scar but....he's a retard
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**Spliff** · August 14th, 2004, 04:33 AM

He should have killed Lexx.

**KyleH** · August 14th, 2004, 04:41 AM

Originally posted by (predator25):
he did not HAVE to take his mask off.
he did not HAVE to mark himself.
i love scar but....he's a retard
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I'm pretty sure the whole marking thing was lifted directly from the comics. Correct me if I'm wrong, but if that's the case, then it's a nice touch.

**0193081** · August 14th, 2004, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by (predator25):
he did not HAVE to take his mask off.
he did not HAVE to mark himself.
i love scar but....he's a retard
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Did you miss the entire point of that?