Dungeon Bastard: You pick up the the phone and dial the number. A woman answers. She says, "912, what's the emergency? Are you... hot? Do you have a fever? Can I do anything for you? I'll bet you're lying in bed right now..." She continues her spicy conversation as you wank away uncontrolably.
Do you
A. Finish up and put 912 on speed dial
B. Roll an awareness check in case your mother catches you
C. Kick Ronfar's ass
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