When you say "alone" time do you mean dressing up like a Star Wars Character complete with Vader blanket-cape when no one is around or pretending you're Hulk Hogan and body slamming a big pillow when no one's around?
I took the liberty... [img]wink.gif[/img]
Probably something worse, actually. I was driven to do evil. Having something to live for helped me get behind the wheel myself before the ride came to an abrupt end. Figuratively, of course.
When you say "alone" time do you mean dressing up like a Star Wars Character complete with Vader blanket-cape when no one is around or pretending you're Hulk Hogan and body slamming a big pillow when no one's around?
You're lucky I'm bored. I know. I know. I'll go to prison eventually. I may even get a warning for this.
Colin's list of 10 things to NEVER say to a girl if you ever hope to actually have sex with one (you know, assuming you're not just using your sick, extreme sense of humor to get in a girl's pants, or unless you're hooking up with a really freaky chick):
1. Well, the blood test came back postive, but we can still do "other things."
2. Do you have children? I LOVE children. I really, REALLY love them...sexually, I mean.
3. So....are you into guys who menstruate? You know...through the butt?
4. I really like puppies, but my probation officer says I'm not allowed to have one. He's such a jerk.
5. I don't know why people are so insecure about farting. I do it constantly, and I think it's hilarious each and every time. In fact, it's really sexy, don't you think?
6. I'm really into HeroClix.
7. Mmmmm, damn baby. You lookin' so good right now. I kinda want you to stick two fingers down my penis hole while you spit gummie bears at my ass.
8. My mommy touches cigarettes to my ears and face so I can feel God. She shows me how Jesus loves me.
9. Bitch, I'll fucking kill you.
10. I'm a hard-core bear faggot, but I don't like to go shopping, so you can just fuck off right now. Take your fag-hag friendship and shove it up your non-puppy-fucking female ass.
Yeah....you minors probably shouldn't have read that.
(Edit: Fucking great. They have a sponsored link for "friendship." This site sucks. I would have included a link for gummie-bear-spitting-fag-hags if I knew how.)
<font color="#99FFCC" size="1">[ December 01, 2005 08:30 PM: Message edited by: colin_in_sick ]</font>
THE INHUMANITY OF IT ALL!!!
Would that fact that I've done #s 3, 7, and 10 be wrong?
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No onsh amsherd mai cueshtun
Darf vadr bankecape, er huk hogum piwor-shlammin?
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Damn you, George Clooney! You, and all your movies too!
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