So, there I was, completely surrounded by ravenous meerkats...

**Wildonion** · November 17th, 2005, 10:41 PM

If she is in his lap than we can leave it at that. There is no need to go further into the derranged plastic obsessed mind of Imbalance. (Or any other part of his anatomy for that matter.)

**Biomechanoid** · November 17th, 2005, 10:49 PM

There's no room for you anyway. I could squeeze ronfar in there, maybe, but that's about it.

I've been contacted by a fellow who would like to trade my meerkat heads for a gross of banana zesters, slightly used. Does that sound like a good deal?

**Wildonion** · November 18th, 2005, 02:38 AM

...well the zesters atleast have a practical use compared to the heads.

**HeWhoIs** · November 22nd, 2005, 02:24 AM

Not for Imbalance. He uses those heads for a "special" benefit.

**Wildonion** · November 22nd, 2005, 02:54 AM

I'm not even going to ask how you know this...

**Biomechanoid** · November 22nd, 2005, 03:57 PM

It's true. I'm going to dip them in resin, spray them with glazing, and then hand them out to everyone on my holiday gift list as keepsake ornaments. Hopefully, it will go over better than last year.

**sable10** · November 23rd, 2005, 02:51 AM

Anyone who doesn't want a glazed meerkat for an ornament must be crazy. Or maybe just civilized. [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]

**HeWhoIs** · November 24th, 2005, 02:39 AM

You should give them away for Halloween next year.

And Wildonion should be ashamed of himself for thinking dirty thoughts. Damn Puberty-Riddled Teenagers... [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]