So, there I was, completely surrounded by ravenous meerkats...

**Wildonion** · November 30th, 2005, 04:27 PM

It was on his "How to write a good Fan Fic thread". He belittled (for a lack of a better word) several peoples fan fics, tryed to impose his opinions on us and then called VanTammen a faggot. Which we have learned WK does not turn into ******. So before a flame war could escalate the mods closed it.

**Biomechanoid** · November 30th, 2005, 09:38 PM

Actually, the faggot comment was aimed at me because I basically hijacked his thread with fake excerpts from a fanfic that never really existed, just to twist his points around and amplify the rediculousness of his omniscience. Arrogance like that just looks like a big target to me, and I simply can't be expected to contain my sarcasm. He was able to ignore me for the first several replies, and then he quoted something I wrote and replied under it, "I'm sorry, I don't understand this. I don't speak faggot." By the time I got back on a day later it was already doomed for deletion, as several replies quoted him and there was much malice back and forth. Naturally, I had to try to get the last word, so I quoted the faggot statement and replied with, "Well, you did say you were an English major. Could've fooled me." I followed that with a seething paragraph sarcastically praising his infinite wisdom and the astute tutilage he provided for all of us neanderthals. That was all I had to say at that point anyway, lest the powers that be see fit to ban me. But when I logged back in at about this time last evening, the thread was already gone. Good times.

**HeWhoIs** · December 1st, 2005, 03:05 AM

Shame I missed it.

**Ronfar** · December 1st, 2005, 09:36 PM

There has been much conflict in the WK forums.
Take this little "conversation" from a while back...

Ron: Ahh, communism. It looked so good on paper...

PerryGreen: Its the government's paper now.

Oh, and from now on those are the government's pants.

7thBattalionStarlancers: so...
you want me to take off my pants?

Ron: There is just one pair of pants owned and regulated by the government... wait, no.

Seriously, if I could find someone who would not be corrupted by power I could make communism work!
Sadly communism will never work because Fred Rogers is dead.

**********! We're not allowed to talk politics! Umm, I meant Heroclix. By pants I mean Map sets and by communism I mean Wizkids propaganda.
Wait...

...*runs away in Hulk shorts*

Wild: *Shoots ronfar's retreating figure with a tranquilizer* That should keep the nut occupied for a while.

Ron: Ish no guma wurk omnium... Im imung tyer shweepygum...

I've never forgotten that tranquilizer, wild. *glaring*

**Wildonion** · December 2nd, 2005, 02:08 AM

Uhh..... *shoots him with another tranquilizer and runs off*

**HeWhoIs** · December 2nd, 2005, 03:14 AM

You just ate what could have been your lover.

**Wildonion** · December 2nd, 2005, 12:32 PM

Another seemingly random post thanks to hewhois.

**Biomechanoid** · December 3rd, 2005, 04:14 AM

Random? Hah! I have decoded the mathematical sequence HWI has hidden in the frequency of his posts and have uncovered the ugly truth! It's a countdown...to OBLIVION! It's either that or the measurements of Colin's latest conquest...