Can you sing?

[Ronfar]

I sure can.
I discovered this talent a few months ago and I think I got really good. Listen.

She waits for me at night, she waits for me in silence. She gives me all her tenderness and takes away my pain. And so far she hasn't run, though I swear she's had her moments. She still believes in miracles while others cry in vain. It's all about soul. It's all about faith and a deeper devotion. It's all about soul, 'cause under the love is a stronger emotion. She's got to be strong, 'cause so many things getting out of control should drive her away. So why does she stay? It's all about soul.

So what do you think? There's a talent show next year. Should I enter?

<font color="#99FFCC" size="1">[ December 10, 2005 04:31 PM: Message edited by: Ronfar ]</font>

[HeWhoIs]

Yep....pregnent.

[Biomechanoid]

I'm an American Idol reject.

[Ronfar]

My wife and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on my table...and a cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested no way No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole I'm an asshole I'm the worlds biggest asshole. I use public toilets and I piss on the seat, I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, While handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an asshole, the worlds biggest asshole!
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of whisky and drive to Texas...

[HeWhoIs]

My precious....

[Ronfar]

A-S-S-H-O-L-E! Everybody!

Rudolf the ***** ****ed reindeer
Had a very ***** ****
And if you ever saw it
you would even say **** ****
All of the other reindeer
used to ***** and **** his ****
they never let poor Rudolf
***************************
Then one foggy christmas eve Santa came to say,
"Rudolf with your **** so ******
wont you **** my ***** tonight?"

...And it just goes on like that.

[Biomechanoid]

Like what? Snow flakes?

[sable10]

No, like butter.

[Ronfar]

Like axteriktses.

[Wildonion]

O.o