My New Year's resolution was to quit posting here... What's yours?

[Biomechanoid]

That lasted almost a week. [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

[Wildonion]

Not many people post anymore, I think the board is dying.

[Biomechanoid]

Are you kidding? It hasn't had a pulse since summer, and even then it was so anemic looking it was catching the mortician's eye. But I wouldn't call it dead yet. More like comatose.

Goonies never say die.

[Ronfar]

Fuckin goonies.

I've gone my entire life successfully avoiding the Goonies thing dont start on me, son, or I'll make sure that you'll be cleaning toilets for the rest of your time here.

What a coincidence! This forum is made of discarded toilets. SCRUB! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[HeWhoIs]

It is...precious to me.

[Biomechanoid]

SLOTH LOVE CHUUUNK!!

[Ronfar]

I resolve to maintain my 4.0 GPA *Beam*

Ronfar7(good side): Yeah, about that... the 4 is actually on the wrong side of the decimal point

What??? My GPA is 0.4???

Ronfar7(good side): No... It's .04, but that's ok. I mean sure you broke some records but you can look up to the person whose record you broke: Hillary Clinton

You mean the future president of our United States

Ronfar7(good side): The very same.

AWESOME! *goes to pick out dresses suitable for a former first lady/future president*

[Ronfar]

What do you think?

[Biomechanoid]

It's nice, but does it compliment your eyes?

[HeWhoIs]

The shape and style of the dress are nice, and compliment you, and your lack of feet, arms, and....head, but the color with your gray, corpselike complexion just screams "whore". I'd say you'd be more suited toward a lighter airy color.

I'd also see a doctor about the fact that you don't have any feet, arms or head, and the gray, corpelike complexion of yours. That just can't be healthy.