Green eggs and ham?

[sable10]

Chuck Norris is eternal.

[Biomechanoid]

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks are so powerful that they can be seen from orbit with the naked eye.

[Ronfar]

Yes, yes we know his kicks. He can decapitate six hundred horses with one kick.
He's done it!
If you ask him to he'd do it again...

[Wildonion]

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies that there is a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

When the bogey man goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris actually died 50 years ago, but death is to afraid to go tell him.

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[BigBlowfish]

If I'm reading this correctly, the only conclusion to be drawn is:

Myspace suicide.