Rules for Life

**BigBlowfish** · March 8th, 2006, 02:55 AM

Follow them, or FAIL!
Carry some amount of change as to get you out of a fix, but not enough to waste, I take 69 cents (and no, not because of its sexual reference).
You're only look as good as you smell. You can look sharp as a tack, but if you're rancid, no one's going to notice anything but the odiferousness.
No dress ensemble is complete without a tie. When you're casual, whatever, but when you're looking good you have to go with the tie to gain true respect.
Always walk as if you have a purpose. When you walk forward with purpose you command respect. "Man, that guy knows what he's doing".
Never stumble. When you stumble you look like a fool.
Don't eat too much, don't eat too little. When you're a guest, if you don't eat enough, you're wasteful, eat too much and you're a pig. Comes with practice. You have to even if it's raw liver in a vomit sauce.
Make sure there's no food on your face. Again, you'll just look like a fool.

Above ALL ELSE:
NEVER LOOK LIKE A SHMUCK!

Man, why did I write this? Maybe because some members here need all the help they can get, or no one's on AIM.

**Biomechanoid** · March 8th, 2006, 02:15 PM

Is it ok if there's food on my tie?

**Ronfar** · March 10th, 2006, 05:03 PM

It started out as just liver.

The vomit sauce just kind of happened. [img]redface.gif[/img]

**BigBlowfish** · March 10th, 2006, 09:56 PM

Food on your tie?

I don't know, but that's kind of like a sin or something, which reminds me of something that happened today.
I was waiting for my Combo class to start, and was looking at an empty stand rack (for those of you don't know what that is: standcart

)
Anyway, I was talking about motorizing the thing. Eventually, I came to the conclusion that one would die if they tried riding the thing. So then he said that you wouldn't have a lot to brag about in heave, but then cut himself off and said, "Oh, I mean Hell because you're agnostic."

Damn, smacked again by Christianity, that holy trinity gets me every time.