Is CGI art to the same extent that normal animated pictures are art? I wonder...
So, I'm watching TV and on comes an ad for a new movie called Barnyard. So, I think, "When will we get animation with soul again?" Anyway, I continue watching, and notice that the lead character is a MALE cow, called a bull. Yet, somehow, he managed to get an udder. So, I guess he must be a hermaphrodite, but I think it's a kid's movie, and that would be just f'd up.
If real animation was done, this would never happen. CGI should only be used to make real movies look better, not to become movies.
Is CGI art to the same extent that normal animated pictures are art? I wonder...
No.
Think about it:
When one draws something by hand, what comes out is exactly what they intended with their hand.
When one draws on the computer, a souless machine interprets what you have and creates it's own image based on that.
Well, I suppose it doesn't have to be art to look cool. Just remember: Moderation in all things. Including udders.
Yeah, probably in the future, male cows will have udders. So then, we can have twice as much milk. Cool?
No. Not cool. It reminds me of a scene in Kingpin where Woody was drinking out of a bucket that was full of bull's milk. [img]confused.gif[/img]
That was a good movie.
Go watch Kingpin. Do it now.
I should watch that movie again. It's been too long. I learned alot from that movie
<font color="#99FFCC" size="1">[ August 03, 2006 10:47 PM: Message edited by: Ronfar ]</font>
But, isn't a pencil, a pen, or a paintbrush also a soulless machine? The creator instills soul, not the device, no matter the medium. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
As far as a bull with utters goes, though, perhaps it's another case of a flub in a preview? Or is it a cow just trying to make it in a bull's world?
It's udder madness.
*BOO!*
Hey, I'm just trying to milk it for all it's worth.
*BOO!* *BOO!* *BANG* *gasp* *die*
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">This was basically my dad.It's udder madness.
Hey, I'm just trying to milk it for all it's worth.
My dad wears a fanny pack.
'Nuff said.
Cows also have five stomachs, while earthworms have 5 hearts. Coincidentally, that's how many continents there are.
Udder rudder mudder fudder.
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