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    If everything goes to plan, tomorrow or Saturday I should have my old hard drive up and running again. This is pretty exciting, since it hasn't been used in six years. It may not work, since it's been moved around a lot from flat to flat, but if it does I'm going to have hours of fun poking around, rediscovering what I was doing way back in 2002.

    Plus, it's got a boat load of old StP threads. I may post up the best ones (i.e., ones with me in them).

    Like I said, pretty exciting.

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    That will be a lot of work. If I remember correctly you were in pretty much every damn topic back then! [img]wink.gif[/img]

    lol

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    Hmm, there's not as much stuff as I remember on it. Bit disappointing, really. Quite a few threads, including the one from 9-11, one where I leave (hmmm) and one where all the oldies reminisce about how things used to be.

    In the meantime, here's the limerick thread in all it's not-very-well formatted glory...

    (plus, I had to take out all the smilies because of the limit of number of pictures per post...)

    <font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 23, 2008 03:07 PM: Message edited by: Ersby ]</font>

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    starkyld
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    posted September 10, 2000 03:20
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    first, i'd like to deny responsibility for starting this. *looks pointedly at certain silly romantic butch dyke who isn't posting at the moment*. i'm just responsible for keeping it going...
    rules are simple: make a limerick about any hostboard member (not _too_ malicious, please). post it. be amused. try not to throttle other posters for what they write about you.

    so we'll start...

    there one was a ninja lesbian,
    who fancied herself quite the thespian,
    she protrayed many parts
    of all sorts of tarts
    be they gypsy, or alpine, or nubian.

    (heh, so it's not perfect..."lesbian" is _so_ hard to rhyme...)

    okay, someone else's turn!

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    "nerdy librarian type, in a really sexy goth way"--dano
    "you need to de-eris yourself! you're getting evil!"--jely
    "starky is [just] a semi-quasi-dabbling-into-evil-doer"--neomel
    "i humbly bow before the pure evilness that is the amazing starkyld"--dan

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    posted September 10, 2000 03:25
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    Starky, you missed the obvious rhyme! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
    websian!

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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)

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    posted September 10, 2000 03:25
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    once in a land called stp
    there were lots of people who were crazy
    among them were jelymo
    bran, jax and dano
    and that is enough you see...
    ugh. limericks is hard...


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    Branflakes
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    posted September 10, 2000 03:29
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    Hrmph. Revenge.
    There once was a stark
    Whose bite was more than bark.
    Try as she may
    She couldn't avoid the day
    She became more than a lark.

    (ok, that last line sucked. oh well)

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    happybunny2
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    posted September 10, 2000 04:37
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    I hope this comes out right
    There was a young girl called Eris.
    Who didn`t have a life of bliss.
    Her days weren`t sunny.
    Along came a bunny.
    And turned her world funny.

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    Officially cute working on perky
    Friend of the rubber ducky


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    posted September 10, 2000 04:41
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    Heh sounds to me like a flirt there...
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    I try to be humble but this guy threw my greatness in my face! I'm trying to deny my greatness!

    "Everything belongs to me because I am poor." - Jack Kerouac Visions of Cody

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    posted September 10, 2000 06:19
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    There once was a very bad wabbit
    Who got into a very bad habit
    Of poking this chick
    With a very short stick...

    He'd best care that she doesn't grab it.



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    JaceSan
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    posted September 10, 2000 06:57
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    We have a young poster called Bran
    who's come up with an ingenious plan.
    With a gleam in her eye,
    she'll hit "Post Reply"
    just as quick and as often as one can.

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    Oz
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    posted September 10, 2000 07:00
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    ROFLMAO!!! That was the best one yet!

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    starkyld
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    posted September 10, 2000 10:50
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    there once was a michigan man,
    who went just by his own name dan,
    wholesome bondage his art,
    and often he'd start,
    to play master as gently as can.
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    official stp martha stewart; touchy-feely aesthete
    "nerdy librarian type, in a really sexy goth way"--dano
    "you need to de-eris yourself! you're getting evil!"--jely
    "starky is [just] a semi-quasi-dabbling-into-evil-doer"--neomel
    "i humbly bow before the pure evilness that is the amazing starkyld"--dan

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    Branflakes
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    posted September 10, 2000 13:16
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    Those were great!

    There once was a guy named dwim,
    Who even had an evil brother swim.
    Posting with a humor wry
    He tries to keep us awry
    With greatness that only becomes him.


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    dwim
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    posted September 10, 2000 21:55
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    There was a slavegirl for dwim
    much to the jealousy of swim
    she pops up now and then
    to tease again & again
    waiting to be tied by him

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    Oz
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    posted September 10, 2000 22:11
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    isnt that kind of cheating if they ALL rhyme?
    There once was a man named Dwim
    he didnt know how to swim
    He used the same rhyme
    all of the time
    just to prove he could win...


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    dwim
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    posted September 10, 2000 22:34
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    Dammit! I just repayed my debt! Damn! *sighs*

    There's a guy in the land of Noz
    Goes by wizard of Oz
    wants to be a teacher
    but this student is a preacher
    and so he got a boz

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    Ersby
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    posted September 11, 2000 03:56
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    *sees the word limerick in the thread title, and comes in all excited*

    Okay, it's morning so I'm not up to speed, so I'll just leave you with two I did earlier.

    *ahem*

    There once was a fellow named Jax,
    Famed for the freaks he attracts,
    They're called STPers,
    And they play on his fears
    Of seeing his ego collapse.

    There once was a fellow named mel.
    An Australian chap, you can tell.
    His posts were unfettered
    By upper case letters,
    But at least the young Aussie can spell.


    There will be more... oh yes... there WILL be more...

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    Oz
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    posted September 11, 2000 05:34
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    Dwim complains about his debts
    but then goes and makes bets
    how many limericks can he make?
    will he take the cake?
    an answer i will expect...

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    Ersby
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    posted September 11, 2000 06:24
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    Xtlo and bitohunny14
    Were fighting for Xtlo's soul, so it seems,
    Bito said with a cheer
    "I've got it right here!"
    Said Xtlo: "that's not my soul, that's my spleen."

    ... and full marks to erisesoteric for having a name that's almost impossible to rhyme with. In the end I had to cheat and leave her name out completely...

    I wrote a song for a low rent valkyrie
    Which was brassy and stringy and quite choir-y
    When I played her the song,
    She said "It's too long,
    And it sounds a bit Mull Of Kintyre-y"


    There once was a fellow named Oz.
    You can tell he's a fellow because
    Of the shape of his pants
    When he thinks of romance
    And tries to recall what it was.


    ...of course, you can take ages trying to think of something witty, and then decide the stupid one you first thought of was funniest...

    A lesbian from Houston, TX
    Had a board that was all about sex.
    Sex sex sex sex sex
    Sex sex sex sex sex
    Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

    A punk anime fan named Lamech
    Wore a dog-collar around her neck.
    When people laughed and asked why
    She said "FUCK YOU!"


    ... and yet more...

    Dwim looked at Happybunny2
    And said "You be good in a stew"
    Bunny simply replied
    "The last man who tried
    I gave a dose of mixamatosis to."

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    Oz
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    posted September 11, 2000 09:14
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    Ersby, I tried so hard to make one for you, but now Im glad I didnt. Obviously your limerick making skills are unparalleled. I REALLY liked the ones about me and Bran. Hah.

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    Ersby
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    posted September 11, 2000 09:52
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    Thanks, Oz. It's not often I get the chance to show off (you can't juggle on Hostboard). Anyway... two more (Bit strained, but never mind)...

    Starkyld's a perky goth with some bounce,
    But her name I couldn't pronounce
    The problem's the "y".
    Is that an "ih" or an "aye"?
    It's the details like these that counts.


    ... and one that's a bit post-modern since it's as much about the writing than it is about the subject (Got completely stuck on this one. Does it show?)...

    A woman named GeminiCancer
    Believed the stars held the answer
    Or at least a big clue
    As to what to do.
    But can they help me finish this stanza?

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    toastboy
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    posted September 11, 2000 10:36
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    Its a bit of a stretch, (and I'm suffering from post-holiday brain death), but:

    Our Estimable friend, Mr Erbsy
    comes (like me) from the land that prefers tea.
    We suck on our fags,
    shout "Bollocks" from Jags
    and say 'ZED' where you lot prefers 'ZEE'.

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    I am not a sidekick! I am a free man!
    No longer Coffeewoman's loyal sidekick, Toastboy, boy of toast!
    Umm, one slice or two?
    "Pubic hair is no substitute for wit."
    - J. B. Priestley

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    Ersby
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    posted September 11, 2000 10:54
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    Okay, everyone here knows that 'fags' is UK slang for cigarettes, right? Just making sure.

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    toastboy
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    posted September 11, 2000 11:03
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    Oh yeah, right. I forgot to check! It gets worse when you realise that the english vernacular has the phrase, to bum a fag in common usage to mean "scrounge a cigarette".

    And, by the way, "bollocks" is a completely made up word that in no way refers to part of the male anatomy.

    And now:

    Vermont girl, Erisesoteric
    had alt-personas so numeric,
    Hormone and Obsesso
    - just two that we know,
    while her post-count goes ionospheric!

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    I am not a sidekick! I am a free man!
    No longer Coffeewoman's loyal sidekick, Toastboy, boy of toast!
    Umm, one slice or two?
    "Pubic hair is no substitute for wit."
    - J. B. Priestley

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    starkyld
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    posted September 11, 2000 11:27
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    *is positively delighted and has been laughing loudly enough to disturb the neighbours*

    were i not already convinced that brits just absolutely rock in their limerick-abilities, i think the two of you just pushed that idea over the top. thanks bunches!!

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    "nerdy librarian type, in a really sexy goth way"--dano
    "you need to de-eris yourself! you're getting evil!"--jely
    "starky is [just] a semi-quasi-dabbling-into-evil-doer"--neomel
    "i humbly bow before the pure evilness that is the amazing starkyld"--dan

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    bitohunny14
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    posted September 11, 2000 11:35
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    HAHAHAHAHA! These are great!

    STP: a grand place to post.
    It's the best, we don't mean to boast.
    A thread for every topic,
    The folks aren't myopic.
    But right now Xtlo I must roast!

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    Shadowcat
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    posted September 11, 2000 13:37
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    Oh my. What have I started? o.o; I suppose I could blame the T|D game, the other night. IT was about 3:00am, and I started making lymricks for someone. The ninja lesbian one got stuck in my head, and Starky had to help finish it. o.o;
    Let's see...

    No, no, that's a naughty one...keep it nice...

    A girl messaged me on AIM
    Who was anything but tame
    She is now a good friend
    Wholesomeness she does pretend
    Starkyld is her name

    I'll try thinking of more later. Gotta tape Sailor Moon. *_*


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    "Shades, tight leather, and a big, BIG gun. I think I've found my new image." -Kitty, Excalibur #67
    "Take a look at us, pal. You think maybe we're chambermaids?" -Freya, Battleaxes #1
    "You're just disappointed all the cute chicks are dead." -Sigga, Battleaxes #1

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    posted September 11, 2000 17:47
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    In STP, Jax was the King
    Till Bran went on a posting fling
    Now there are lines
    to serve her whats on her mind
    but I wont do anything! Heh...

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    WiloeLeigh
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    posted September 11, 2000 19:00
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    ROFLMAO!!! Oh these are hilarious. Positively wonderful.
    *begins thinking of her own limericks*

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    posted September 11, 2000 23:38
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    ROFLOMAO!!!!!! These are incredible!!!
    *runs off to Chatterbox so the WHOLE board isn't about sex*

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    Branflakes, the ninja lesbian milk getter bunny protecting flirt.
    The one called "brain" and "brainflakes" and....
    "One thing I've never been is straight, dear girl." Katchoo, SiP
    "If ever you need naughty good things, just let me know..."-Starkyld
    "With you around, Bran? It would take Starky less than a second before she is in trouble."-Fenix
    I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
    Life is what you make it.

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    posted September 12, 2000 04:22
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    Sorry, people, there's more...

    GeekGirl's a funny old woman, says I.
    When she says "Take the square root of pi
    Times the cosine of e
    By a factor of three."
    When really she just meant to say "hi".

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    posted September 12, 2000 04:44
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    LMAO. Man these just keep getting better and better.

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    posted September 12, 2000 05:07
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    Thanks usmu. This one's a bit of an epic...

    When Maggie walks onto the stage
    Other musicians get in a rage
    As the audience swoons
    To her wonderful tunes
    That make her the star of the age.

    One musician could take no more.
    He said "This Canadian grieves me sore,
    Revenge I must take
    To be rid of this ache."
    So he plotted poor Maggie's downfall.

    And twas on that terrible day
    When Maggiemoo started to play
    The notes came out flat
    The crowd didn't like that
    'Til she yelled "Semilemilay!"

    Well, her rival teared out his hair
    As the transformation took place, then and there,
    Laughing Sam's Dice
    Reborn in a trice
    By young Maggie's savoir faire!

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    usmu
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    posted September 12, 2000 07:37
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    I'd considered myself something of a poet. But I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy

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    Ersby
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    posted September 12, 2000 08:06
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    Ah, this ain't poetry.

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    usmu
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    Well it rhymes, there's the flow and for crying out loud it a limerick. That makes it poetry. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    Besides I find it pretty hard to work within a particular framework, because I never get the words to fit. Even in Dutch. Free verse and short stories is more my thing.

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    Oz
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    posted September 12, 2000 15:57
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    In a thread of poetry
    was a guy named Ersby
    who was the king
    of this limerick thing
    he had one for everyone on STP...

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    bitohunny14
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    posted September 12, 2000 16:38
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    THESE ARE GREAT!

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    posted September 13, 2000 02:08
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    Dan is the one liner king,
    His quips have a certain ring,
    I am constantly amazed,
    At his turn of phrase,
    His praises I do sing!

    P.S. Ersby I am in awe of you!

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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)

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    posted September 13, 2000 03:04
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    There once was a chick called Wiloe
    Who made a good human pillow
    since this was the case
    the lesbians did her embrace
    and she became quite the gigalo

    Fourth line credits go to Master Will Shakespeare.

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    "I will be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord shall forgive me, that's his." --Catherine the Great

    "We live as we dream--alone." --Joesph Conrad

    "Not all who wander are lost." --J.R.R. Tolkien

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    Oz
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    posted September 13, 2000 03:08
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    What does that line have to do with Will?
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    posted September 13, 2000 03:23
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    Cuz it's inverted. If it were normal English (or in this case American) it wouldn't rhyme.
    It's also inverted cus if every line read straight it wouldn't be suitable limerick for a lesbian, eh?

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    "I will be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord shall forgive me, that's his." --Catherine the Great

    "We live as we dream--alone." --Joesph Conrad

    "Not all who wander are lost." --J.R.R. Tolkien

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    Oz
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    posted September 13, 2000 03:26
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    Yeah, I got that... Okay... I'll accept that...
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    posted September 13, 2000 04:26
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    Okay, these are the last. definitely. I've found myself thinking in limericks, which is never a good thing. When I saw that thread titled Reasons I Love STP, I thought "The reasons I love STP / Are quite obvious, can't you see..." before I managed to stop myself. So for the good of my sanity, these are the last...

    A Knight in shining armour said to me
    "The root of my philosophy
    Is that all that remains
    Is the concept of change;
    As was, as is, as ever shall be."


    When Jelymo hit the UK
    The natives didn't know what to say.
    She looked so naive,
    But had tricks up her sleeve
    To make men fall at her feet every day.


    One day I awkoe with a jolt
    And thought "These limericks I can't halt!
    They have, so it seems,
    Infilrated my dreams.
    It all that damned Shadowcat's fault!"

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    posted September 13, 2000 07:28
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    Originally posted by Ersby:
    ... and one that's a bit post-modern since it's as much about the writing than it is about the subject (Got completely stuck on this one. Does it show?)...
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    (forgot to mention it earlier)
    for what it's worth, ersby, _i'm_ a bit post-modern. always frustrates my theory professors...*grin*. so it still works.

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    "nerdy librarian type, in a really sexy goth way"--dano
    "you need to de-eris yourself! you're getting evil!"--jely
    "starky is [just] a semi-quasi-dabbling-into-evil-doer"--neomel
    "i humbly bow before the pure evilness that is the amazing starkyld"--dan

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    posted September 13, 2000 22:22
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    There once was a chap name Ersby,
    Whose humor never unnerves me,
    For a over sea bloke,
    He's great with a joke,
    And more fun than a Fursby!
    There's this chick named erisesoteric,
    Whose posts are quite hysteric,
    And as a good friend,
    On her I can depend,
    For she is quite esoteric!

    There once was a girl named Brandi,
    Who at wooing virtual women was handy,
    They'd chase her around,
    Up topics and down,
    And end up in STP landy!


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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)

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    posted September 16, 2000 00:42
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    Haha! These are great. ^_^

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    Romantic silly butch dyke
    "Shades, tight leather, and a big, BIG gun. I think I've found my new image." -Kitty, Excalibur #67
    "Take a look at us, pal. You think maybe we're chambermaids?" -Freya, Battleaxes #1
    "You're just disappointed all the cute chicks are dead." -Sigga, Battleaxes #1

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    There was a butch named Shadowcat,
    Comics were where she was at,
    I heard someone say,
    She loves Anime,
    I replied, which chick is that?

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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)

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    there once was a female kisa
    as straight as the leaning tower of pisa
    she kicked evildoer ass
    with a maximium of class
    and protected the land of stp
    (btw my first attempt at a limerick since oh i was 10 years old ...)

    the mel

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    through the yard , throught the yard of blonde girls
    through the river and the sea
    gold sharks glittering
    a tree of white breaks the earth
    the streets where Lola played
    very sexy very sexy okay okay
    fear , we may come ...

    - jeff buckley

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    Wow, mel! Thank you!
    And a belated thanks to Ersby, they are both way cool and I am flattered.

    There once was a man with five cats,
    Who posted around wearing different hats,
    Gender and species don?t matter,
    Most times he is a mad hatter,
    But let?s just say moo and leave it at that!

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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)

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    Starkyld is not a man,
    She chases women whenever she can,
    I've heard she is gay,
    And likes it that way,
    And her favorite cereal is bran!
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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was....funny!
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    Branflakes, the ninja lesbian milk getter bunny protecting flirt.
    The one called "brain" and "brandiflakes" and....
    "One thing I've never been is straight, dear girl." Katchoo, SiP
    "If ever you need naughty good things, just let me know..."-Starkyld
    "With you around, Bran? It would take Starky less than a second before she is in trouble."-Fenix
    I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
    Life is what you make it.

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    *blush*
    okay, any reputation i ever had as an innocent is shot now...
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    official stp martha stewart; touchy-feely aesthete
    "nerdy librarian type, in a really sexy goth way"--dano
    "you need to de-eris yourself! you're getting evil!"--jely
    "starky is [just] a semi-quasi-dabbling-into-evil-doer"--neomel
    "i humbly bow before the pure evilness that is the amazing starkyld"--dan
    "starky is wholesome evil. and a LOT of fun"--brandiflakes

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    There was a brave young man,
    The noblest squire in all of STP land,
    He sharpened KiSA?s swords,
    In between posts on the boards,
    His name, they say, is JaceSan!
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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)

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    quote:
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    Originally posted by starkyld:
    okay, any reputation i ever had as an innocent is shot now...
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    Now?

    *stifle*


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    Have you heard of the gent named Vox,
    He creates graphics that literally rock,
    Is he male they say,
    Lesbian or gay,
    I know, but I won't talk!

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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)

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    quote:
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    Originally posted by starkyld:
    okay, any reputation i ever had as an innocent is shot now...
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    quote:
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    Originally posted by erisesoteric:
    Now?
    *stifle*
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    I, uhhh, have to agree.


    Those are some great limericks, Asis.

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    Branflakes, the ninja lesbian milk getter bunny protecting flirt.
    The one called "brain" and "brandiflakes" and....
    "One thing I've never been is straight, dear girl." Katchoo, SiP
    "If ever you need naughty good things, just let me know..."-Starkyld
    "With you around, Bran? It would take Starky less than a second before she is in trouble."-Fenix
    I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
    Life is what you make it.

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    AsIs, youve got MAJOR talent! Wow, those were really good. Especially the one about starky...
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    "What about him? What are you doing with him?"
    "What you should be doing with me..."

    Proud family member of Jelymo, gollum, Kelly, Dano, Jaxom27, 5Cats, Fenix and others.

    I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned

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    LOL, thanks gang, not done yet, still working on a few...
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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)

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    There was a woman named ~((resonance))~
    A madwoman I do protest,
    A sonic gal is she,
    A bit of a mystery,
    But a fun gal nevertheless!
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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
    - I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)

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    "THERE WAS A GIRLIE-GIRL NAMED BRAN
    SHE HAD THIS REALLY BIG FAN
    ALONG CAME THE SPYDER,
    AND SAT DOWN BESIDE HER
    WHEN SHE SAID PLEASE LEAVE I'M ON THE CAN"
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    F.T.N.

    HUMAN BY BIRTH,
    ARACHNID BY CHOICE

    G.O.L. 4 EVER


    SPYDER'S TALES AND OTHER FANFIC

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    NOTE: I MEANT FAN AS IN ME THE NUMBER 1 FAN
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    F.T.N.

    HUMAN BY BIRTH,
    ARACHNID BY CHOICE

    G.O.L. 4 EVER


    SPYDER'S TALES AND OTHER FANFIC

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    THERE WAS A GIRLIE-GIRL NAMED ASIS
    AND SHE WAS IN BLISS
    CAUSE SHE MET THIS SWEET SPYDER
    WHO ALWAYS STOOD BEHIND HER
    YET SHE SLAPPED HIM WHEN HE ASKED FOR A KISS
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    F.T.N.

    HUMAN BY BIRTH,
    ARACHNID BY CHOICE

    G.O.L. 4 EVER


    SPYDER'S TALES AND OTHER FANFIC

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    ROFL, thanks Spyder!

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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
    - I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)

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    Thanks, Spyder.

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    Branflakes, the ninja lesbian milk getter bunny protecting flirt.
    The one called "brain" and "brandiflakes" and....
    I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
    Life is what you make it.
    "I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality"-Savage Garden

    When shall I hold my passion for you?

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    Bump goes the limmricks!
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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
    - I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)

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    *applause applause
    A very fun read...Thank You!!
    i needed something joyful
    excellent!

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    M?????a 'IS' ????f??kz?????
    !!!Here Comes the PAIN!!!Absolutely!Nutz!

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    *waves* Ok thanks Asls... I foung it! *L* I will be back another time... my brain is fried from last night.... me no function....

    *sonic with limmericks on her mind*


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    ....constanly listening to the sound of life....surfing on sound waves and smiling bright...

    ~((RESONANCE2000))~

    The Sonic Lounge

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    I'm going to see the Wizzard of Oz,
    A most wonderful gent because,
    He formed the Cult of AsIs,
    Hey, he's also a Wiz,
    And compliments my SIP theory's he does!
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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
    - I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)

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    She came, she saw, she limmricked! Still working on more
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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
    - I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)

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    There was a man named Ski,
    Rumor has it he's in the Army,
    He's a really cool man,
    Hails from Michigan,
    And hangs out at STP!
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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
    - I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)

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    Thats so cool Asis!!! Thanks,I wish I could return the limerick but as it is I'm just taroble at things like this.
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    Ski
    Last of the Freelance Drinkers
    Greatest sword fighter in Michigan
    The man in the black Trans Am
    Miral's Slave
    "In the darkest hour,hope springs eternal"
    "The man who kissed a ninja lesbian and lived to tell about it."

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    No problem bud, I enjoy doing them! Glad you like it
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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
    - I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)

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    There once was a man named Jax,
    Methodical to the max,
    He moderates the boards,
    Keeps track of the hoards,
    And picks which topics get the axe!

    (It's a limmrick, actually topics over 6 days old get axed. So post in topics you want to keep!)


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    - "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
    - Really I am a woman...honest!
    - Oh, and I really like women too
    - Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
    - I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)

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    Still looking through them. I found threads in which me and 5cats have hissy fits, and one where I leave (ahem). I'll be honest, I couldn't bring myself to read them.

    Also, I didn't know that Maggie's dad worked on the first X-men movie as a stuntman.

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    May I dare asking for some Ivana the Iguana?!?

    Uh, what happened to Branflakes again? I haven't seen her in ages...

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    Ersby, thanks so much for posting these, fond memories. In addition to the limericks I'd forgotten I had that tag line. One of my favorites quotes from Babylon 5.

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    There were no limericks about me. *sad puppy face*

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    Can't have that!

    Here's a quicky:

    RichC is the man,
    Who presides over STP Land,
    Spammers are his foe,
    He'll drive them away you know,
    And post in as many topics as he can.

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    Another one, this is from April 2001. Golly, how time flies...

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    Ersby
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    Okay, this could be great or it could be rubbish. The idea of this game is to have a conversation, but the first letter of your sentence (you're only allowed one or so per post) must begin with the next letter of the alphabet, ie the first sentence begins with 'a', the second with 'b', the third with 'c' and so on. Only other rule is, it has to make sense with what's gone before - which may be tricky for us, but we'll see how it goes. (If we reach 'z', then just begin at 'a' again.) Best of luck, and pity the poor sod who gets 'x'.

    Are you ready to begin?



    Enlanra
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    Better be, seeing as we've begun.


    Ersby
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    Cleverly done, young Enra. I have taught you well.


    Enlanra
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    Doing it right the first time is a woman's m.o.


    Ohnhai
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    Evidently you don?t know some of the women I know!



    happybunny2
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    From what I`ve seen your both wrong.


    Ohnhai
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    For readability, shouldn?t we ban sigs ?


    Enlanra
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    God forbid we contradict the bunny!


    frazz
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    How about I forbid you to contradict the bunny?


    Elyria
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    I suggest we leave the poor bunny out of this and get on with the game.


    Oz
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    (just kidding, im not even here...)


    batfreak
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    'Kin hell you people are strange


    gollum
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    Look, Ersby, are you Tony Slattery or not?


    Ersby
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    Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.


    Branflakes
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    Nahhh, He's not Tony Slattery.


    erisesoteric
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    Oh, but I've seen a pic, the resemblence is just EERIE...


    Elyria
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    Oh my god, know you come to mention it, the resemblence to the cheeky chappie Tony Slatery is there for all to see.


    Ersby
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    Perhaps if you two could stop channelling each other, we could get on with the game.


    erisesoteric
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    Queer moment that was.


    Elyria
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    Quite strange


    erisesoteric
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    Really, you shouldn't do that to Ersby.


    Elyria
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    Slap my wirst, I am a bad boy.


    erisesoteric
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    Take a number.




    Day-Z
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    Unbelievable, are you that popular eris?


    Elyria
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    Verily, I believe that she is.


    Branflakes
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    Vividness makes her popular.


    erisesoteric
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    What, exactly, are you saying?


    usmu
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    Without a doubt!



    Ersby
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    Xtlo would know, but she's not here to tell us.


    erisesoteric
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    You made a nice save on the "X" thing there, ers...


    Elyria
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    Zen like composure shown there Ersby.
    Are we going roung again?



    erisesoteric
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    Been there, done that (and the NyQuil's starting to get to me, so goodnight all)


    Dano
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    Count those sheep eris, hope you feel better when you wake up.


    WiloeLeigh
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    Don't mind me....I'm just passing through.


    Branflakes
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    Every which way I turn, someone seems to be "just passing through".


    erisesoteric
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    For someone who just got 7 hours sleep, I'm still groggy.


    gollum
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    Groggy?
    Haven't you learned not to complain to college students at the end of their semester? (sorry, couldn't resist)



    Dan AND eris
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    I don't know about this trend of doing two letters at once!
    Joking! just Joking (its ok, cause there's two of us)



    erisesoteric
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    Keep it up...


    Dan
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    Like anyone expects sanity from us?


    neomel
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    maybe those new to the area , but well sure have that beaten out of that soon ...


    Parker Girl
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    Not so fast , Mel
    Other people might have their own opinions on that.

    People? What about multiple letters?



    RichC
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    Quality is all that matters, not the number of letters you use.
    Race you to the next letter!



    batfreak
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    So! I beat you all to te next letter?
    Time to move on

    Upwards and onwards.



    WiloeLeigh
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    Very funny, batfreak.
    What are we gonna talk about now?



    Enlanra
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    Xylophones have nothing to do with this topic.


    Elyria
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    You know, you were right there.


    Dan
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    Zo, vhat vere ve talking about?


    frazz
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    Apparently not much at all.
    *Baps Tyle with Stir-fry Pan*

    *Cackles*



    Eden
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    *Ducks to avoid pan*
    Enough, you guys, aren't you getting sick of the frying pan thing?
    For Pete's sake...
    *grumbles*


    August
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    hmmmm, that could have hurt.
    I don't suppose anyone could tell me what 'the frying pan thing' is?



    erisesoteric
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    Just one of those things...


    gollum
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    kinda like mudfights or doing laundry?


    Lulu
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    Laundry should be done regularly (for bright colors, clean whites, and general satisfaction)- especially following mudfights.
    Mudfights and frying pans however, have little in common.



    neomel
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    nothing should be discounted from the imaginations of this lot .



    Branflakes
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    Oh, I could think of a few things.


    WiloeLeigh
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Perhaps you would like to share what a few of those things are?


    tyledras
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Querying large smelly mammals about their sex lives is one.
    Really I can't see any of you walking up to a bear, or a cow, or a rhino and asking them about their sexual preferences.
    Since they are big and smelly you know.
    Thought might have occurred to you though, this IS StP after all.
    Until we meet again...


    WiloeLeigh
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Very interesting post, tyle.
    Whatever would we do without you?



    tyledras
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    'Xpire I imagine
    Yet another terrifying thought.
    Zillions of those zingers out there actually, terrifying thoughts seem to abound on this board.


    gollum
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Are we still going?


    Tam
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Better believe it kid!


    neomel
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    cant we get any sleep over here ?
    the mel



    WiloeLeigh
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Don't count on it.


    neomel
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    everyones always out to stop me from getting something my way ...


    RichC
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Fargin Iceholes! (Johnny Dangerously reference)


    Tam
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Good God mel!
    How very demanding of you, wanting everything Your way!


    Saving Grace
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    If this keeps up I'm going to post on the Christian Discipline Board instead.
    Just you watch.




    erisesoteric
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    K, if you really WANT to....


    neomel
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Love me love me say that you love me ...


    Enlanra
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    mel, you can't use lyrics!


    neomel
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    nowhere above does it say THAT ...


    Enlanra
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    obviously, it's an unspoken rule


    gollum
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    pretty suspect, adding in those "unspoken rules" when they're convenient... [img]wink.gif[/img]


    Enlanra
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Quite kosher I assure you.


    erisesoteric
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Right, Enra.
    SURE...

    Too bad I don't believe a word of it.



    Ersby
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Under the heading "unspoken rules" it reads...
    "Vacuous remarks are to be discouraged.
    Where the poster is Australian, however, certain allowances can be made.
    Xhosa people and other non English speakers get similar treatment."

    You see, if you'd just checked, it would all become clear.



    Elyria
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Zany highjinx will now follow.
    Aaaaaaargh, it a herd of rampaging wildebeast!!!



    Ersby
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Buffalo everywhere!
    Call the cops!



    Janet Reno
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Did you need me?



    Saving Grace
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Eeek!
    Follow Janet Reno, she'll lead us to safety!
    Go people - move it!
    Heavens above, don't walk - RUN!



    Tam
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Its a bomb, no, a mountain, no a sheep, no wait.... ITS JANET RENO!!!


    WiloeLeigh
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    JANET RENO!!!!!!!!
    Keep her away from me!!!



    Dan
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Listen,
    Maybe
    Not.
    Other
    People
    Quieted
    Reno
    Successfully.
    They're
    Usually
    Viewing
    What?
    Xena!



    gollum
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You
    Zuck.


    tyledras
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Absolutely
    But
    Can
    Dan
    Ever
    Fight
    gollum
    Here?
    I
    Just
    Know
    Last
    Minute
    Nonsense will
    Occur over this because
    Previous posts
    Quite
    Reveal this
    Shall be
    True
    Unless
    Visions of
    Woden
    Xtolling
    Years of pain
    Zero out this effect.



    neomel
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Aaaand the award in the most insane poster category goes too ...



    WiloeLeigh
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Bran?


    Branflakes
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Can I refute that?
    Doesn't mel post crazier than me?
    Even Wiloe is known for a nutty one or two.
    Forget that, check out tyle's posts!


    erisesoteric
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    gee, and here I was relieved when I stopped Dan from using the whole alphabet in one post.
    Hell, what do I know?



    Dan
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    I don't think I should answer that.


    tyledras
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Just because she knows where you sleep?


    neomel
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    in the words of the mel , dont trust anybody dan


    erisesoteric
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Hey, wait a second, we're going BACKWARDS now!
    Great, just when I'd gotten the hang of this the old way.

    First time for everything, though.




    toastboy
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    *Enters stage left*
    Did you miss me...?



    Elyria
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Can someone explain what is going on?
    (BTW eris - we did miss you)

    Are we going up the alphabet or down??



    toastboy
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    10 best reasons to avoid these kind of posts:
    9 times out of 10 they go on *way* too long.

    8% of the posters develop RSI while typing.

    7% of posters suffer internal injuries from ROFLMAOing and general LOLing

    6 people simultaneously post, and get locked by flood control; leading them to have to wait a bit, saying:

    5... damn flood control!
    4... nearly there, though
    3... Check ignition,
    2... Cabin Crew: Doors to manual
    1... Blastoff!

    ZZzzz... That wasn't as funnny as planned, now was it?

    You can never tell until after the event though.

    Well, at least we know which way we're going again!



    toastboy
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Vavavoom! I double posted by accident...
    [This message has been edited by toastboy (edited May 04, 2001).]



    WiloeLeigh
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "X" is feeling very left out, toastboy.
    Which is why I'm doing a few letters over.

    Very smart, eh?

    Ummm.....whose bright idea was it to go backwards?




    tyledras
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The Aussie, its all his fault!


    RichC
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Should we start a new thread since we are at 100 posts?


    neomel
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    really , it was time for a change anyway dont you think ?

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