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June 19th, 2008, 01:40 PM
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If everything goes to plan, tomorrow or Saturday I should have my old hard drive up and running again. This is pretty exciting, since it hasn't been used in six years. It may not work, since it's been moved around a lot from flat to flat, but if it does I'm going to have hours of fun poking around, rediscovering what I was doing way back in 2002.
Plus, it's got a boat load of old StP threads. I may post up the best ones (i.e., ones with me in them).
Like I said, pretty exciting.
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June 19th, 2008, 05:24 PM
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That will be a lot of work. If I remember correctly you were in pretty much every damn topic back then! [img]wink.gif[/img]
lol
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June 23rd, 2008, 06:04 PM
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Hmm, there's not as much stuff as I remember on it. Bit disappointing, really. Quite a few threads, including the one from 9-11, one where I leave (hmmm) and one where all the oldies reminisce about how things used to be.
In the meantime, here's the limerick thread in all it's not-very-well formatted glory...
(plus, I had to take out all the smilies because of the limit of number of pictures per post...)
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 23, 2008 03:07 PM: Message edited by: Ersby ]</font>
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June 23rd, 2008, 06:07 PM
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starkyld
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posted September 10, 2000 03:20
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first, i'd like to deny responsibility for starting this. *looks pointedly at certain silly romantic butch dyke who isn't posting at the moment*. i'm just responsible for keeping it going...
rules are simple: make a limerick about any hostboard member (not _too_ malicious, please). post it. be amused. try not to throttle other posters for what they write about you.
so we'll start...
there one was a ninja lesbian,
who fancied herself quite the thespian,
she protrayed many parts
of all sorts of tarts
be they gypsy, or alpine, or nubian.
(heh, so it's not perfect..."lesbian" is _so_ hard to rhyme...)
okay, someone else's turn!
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"nerdy librarian type, in a really sexy goth way"--dano
"you need to de-eris yourself! you're getting evil!"--jely
"starky is [just] a semi-quasi-dabbling-into-evil-doer"--neomel
"i humbly bow before the pure evilness that is the amazing starkyld"--dan
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AsIs
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posted September 10, 2000 03:25
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Starky, you missed the obvious rhyme! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
websian!
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- Oh, and I really like women too
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Oz
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posted September 10, 2000 03:25
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once in a land called stp
there were lots of people who were crazy
among them were jelymo
bran, jax and dano
and that is enough you see...
ugh. limericks is hard...
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Branflakes
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posted September 10, 2000 03:29
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Hrmph. Revenge.
There once was a stark
Whose bite was more than bark.
Try as she may
She couldn't avoid the day
She became more than a lark.
(ok, that last line sucked. oh well)
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happybunny2
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posted September 10, 2000 04:37
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I hope this comes out right
There was a young girl called Eris.
Who didn`t have a life of bliss.
Her days weren`t sunny.
Along came a bunny.
And turned her world funny.
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Officially cute working on perky
Friend of the rubber ducky
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dwim
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posted September 10, 2000 04:41
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Heh sounds to me like a flirt there...
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I try to be humble but this guy threw my greatness in my face! I'm trying to deny my greatness!
"Everything belongs to me because I am poor." - Jack Kerouac Visions of Cody
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posted September 10, 2000 06:19
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There once was a very bad wabbit
Who got into a very bad habit
Of poking this chick
With a very short stick...
He'd best care that she doesn't grab it.
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JaceSan
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posted September 10, 2000 06:57
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We have a young poster called Bran
who's come up with an ingenious plan.
With a gleam in her eye,
she'll hit "Post Reply"
just as quick and as often as one can.
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Oz
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posted September 10, 2000 07:00
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ROFLMAO!!! That was the best one yet!
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starkyld
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posted September 10, 2000 10:50
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there once was a michigan man,
who went just by his own name dan,
wholesome bondage his art,
and often he'd start,
to play master as gently as can.
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"nerdy librarian type, in a really sexy goth way"--dano
"you need to de-eris yourself! you're getting evil!"--jely
"starky is [just] a semi-quasi-dabbling-into-evil-doer"--neomel
"i humbly bow before the pure evilness that is the amazing starkyld"--dan
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Branflakes
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posted September 10, 2000 13:16
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Those were great!
There once was a guy named dwim,
Who even had an evil brother swim.
Posting with a humor wry
He tries to keep us awry
With greatness that only becomes him.
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dwim
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posted September 10, 2000 21:55
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There was a slavegirl for dwim
much to the jealousy of swim
she pops up now and then
to tease again & again
waiting to be tied by him
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Oz
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posted September 10, 2000 22:11
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isnt that kind of cheating if they ALL rhyme?
There once was a man named Dwim
he didnt know how to swim
He used the same rhyme
all of the time
just to prove he could win...
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dwim
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posted September 10, 2000 22:34
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Dammit! I just repayed my debt! Damn! *sighs*
There's a guy in the land of Noz
Goes by wizard of Oz
wants to be a teacher
but this student is a preacher
and so he got a boz
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Ersby
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posted September 11, 2000 03:56
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*sees the word limerick in the thread title, and comes in all excited*
Okay, it's morning so I'm not up to speed, so I'll just leave you with two I did earlier.
*ahem*
There once was a fellow named Jax,
Famed for the freaks he attracts,
They're called STPers,
And they play on his fears
Of seeing his ego collapse.
There once was a fellow named mel.
An Australian chap, you can tell.
His posts were unfettered
By upper case letters,
But at least the young Aussie can spell.
There will be more... oh yes... there WILL be more...
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Oz
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posted September 11, 2000 05:34
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Dwim complains about his debts
but then goes and makes bets
how many limericks can he make?
will he take the cake?
an answer i will expect...
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Ersby
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posted September 11, 2000 06:24
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Xtlo and bitohunny14
Were fighting for Xtlo's soul, so it seems,
Bito said with a cheer
"I've got it right here!"
Said Xtlo: "that's not my soul, that's my spleen."
... and full marks to erisesoteric for having a name that's almost impossible to rhyme with. In the end I had to cheat and leave her name out completely...
I wrote a song for a low rent valkyrie
Which was brassy and stringy and quite choir-y
When I played her the song,
She said "It's too long,
And it sounds a bit Mull Of Kintyre-y"
There once was a fellow named Oz.
You can tell he's a fellow because
Of the shape of his pants
When he thinks of romance
And tries to recall what it was.
...of course, you can take ages trying to think of something witty, and then decide the stupid one you first thought of was funniest...
A lesbian from Houston, TX
Had a board that was all about sex.
Sex sex sex sex sex
Sex sex sex sex sex
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.
A punk anime fan named Lamech
Wore a dog-collar around her neck.
When people laughed and asked why
She said "FUCK YOU!"
... and yet more...
Dwim looked at Happybunny2
And said "You be good in a stew"
Bunny simply replied
"The last man who tried
I gave a dose of mixamatosis to."
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Oz
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posted September 11, 2000 09:14
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Ersby, I tried so hard to make one for you, but now Im glad I didnt. Obviously your limerick making skills are unparalleled. I REALLY liked the ones about me and Bran. Hah.
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posted September 11, 2000 09:52
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Thanks, Oz. It's not often I get the chance to show off (you can't juggle on Hostboard). Anyway... two more (Bit strained, but never mind)...
Starkyld's a perky goth with some bounce,
But her name I couldn't pronounce
The problem's the "y".
Is that an "ih" or an "aye"?
It's the details like these that counts.
... and one that's a bit post-modern since it's as much about the writing than it is about the subject (Got completely stuck on this one. Does it show?)...
A woman named GeminiCancer
Believed the stars held the answer
Or at least a big clue
As to what to do.
But can they help me finish this stanza?
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posted September 11, 2000 10:36
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Its a bit of a stretch, (and I'm suffering from post-holiday brain death), but:
Our Estimable friend, Mr Erbsy
comes (like me) from the land that prefers tea.
We suck on our fags,
shout "Bollocks" from Jags
and say 'ZED' where you lot prefers 'ZEE'.
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I am not a sidekick! I am a free man!
No longer Coffeewoman's loyal sidekick, Toastboy, boy of toast!
Umm, one slice or two?
"Pubic hair is no substitute for wit."
- J. B. Priestley
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Ersby
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posted September 11, 2000 10:54
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Okay, everyone here knows that 'fags' is UK slang for cigarettes, right? Just making sure.
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posted September 11, 2000 11:03
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Oh yeah, right. I forgot to check! It gets worse when you realise that the english vernacular has the phrase, to bum a fag in common usage to mean "scrounge a cigarette".
And, by the way, "bollocks" is a completely made up word that in no way refers to part of the male anatomy.
And now:
Vermont girl, Erisesoteric
had alt-personas so numeric,
Hormone and Obsesso
- just two that we know,
while her post-count goes ionospheric!
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I am not a sidekick! I am a free man!
No longer Coffeewoman's loyal sidekick, Toastboy, boy of toast!
Umm, one slice or two?
"Pubic hair is no substitute for wit."
- J. B. Priestley
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starkyld
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posted September 11, 2000 11:27
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*is positively delighted and has been laughing loudly enough to disturb the neighbours*
were i not already convinced that brits just absolutely rock in their limerick-abilities, i think the two of you just pushed that idea over the top. thanks bunches!!
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"nerdy librarian type, in a really sexy goth way"--dano
"you need to de-eris yourself! you're getting evil!"--jely
"starky is [just] a semi-quasi-dabbling-into-evil-doer"--neomel
"i humbly bow before the pure evilness that is the amazing starkyld"--dan
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bitohunny14
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posted September 11, 2000 11:35
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HAHAHAHAHA! These are great!
STP: a grand place to post.
It's the best, we don't mean to boast.
A thread for every topic,
The folks aren't myopic.
But right now Xtlo I must roast!
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posted September 11, 2000 13:37
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Oh my. What have I started? o.o; I suppose I could blame the T|D game, the other night. IT was about 3:00am, and I started making lymricks for someone. The ninja lesbian one got stuck in my head, and Starky had to help finish it. o.o;
Let's see...
No, no, that's a naughty one...keep it nice...
A girl messaged me on AIM
Who was anything but tame
She is now a good friend
Wholesomeness she does pretend
Starkyld is her name
I'll try thinking of more later. Gotta tape Sailor Moon. *_*
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"Take a look at us, pal. You think maybe we're chambermaids?" -Freya, Battleaxes #1
"You're just disappointed all the cute chicks are dead." -Sigga, Battleaxes #1
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Oz
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posted September 11, 2000 17:47
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In STP, Jax was the King
Till Bran went on a posting fling
Now there are lines
to serve her whats on her mind
but I wont do anything! Heh...
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posted September 11, 2000 19:00
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ROFLMAO!!! Oh these are hilarious. Positively wonderful.
*begins thinking of her own limericks*
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posted September 11, 2000 23:38
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ROFLOMAO!!!!!! These are incredible!!!
*runs off to Chatterbox so the WHOLE board isn't about sex*
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Branflakes, the ninja lesbian milk getter bunny protecting flirt.
The one called "brain" and "brainflakes" and....
"One thing I've never been is straight, dear girl." Katchoo, SiP
"If ever you need naughty good things, just let me know..."-Starkyld
"With you around, Bran? It would take Starky less than a second before she is in trouble."-Fenix
I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
Life is what you make it.
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posted September 12, 2000 04:22
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Sorry, people, there's more...
GeekGirl's a funny old woman, says I.
When she says "Take the square root of pi
Times the cosine of e
By a factor of three."
When really she just meant to say "hi".
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usmu
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posted September 12, 2000 04:44
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LMAO. Man these just keep getting better and better.
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Ersby
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posted September 12, 2000 05:07
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Thanks usmu. This one's a bit of an epic...
When Maggie walks onto the stage
Other musicians get in a rage
As the audience swoons
To her wonderful tunes
That make her the star of the age.
One musician could take no more.
He said "This Canadian grieves me sore,
Revenge I must take
To be rid of this ache."
So he plotted poor Maggie's downfall.
And twas on that terrible day
When Maggiemoo started to play
The notes came out flat
The crowd didn't like that
'Til she yelled "Semilemilay!"
Well, her rival teared out his hair
As the transformation took place, then and there,
Laughing Sam's Dice
Reborn in a trice
By young Maggie's savoir faire!
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posted September 12, 2000 07:37
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I'd considered myself something of a poet. But I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy
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Ersby
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posted September 12, 2000 08:06
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Ah, this ain't poetry.
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usmu
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posted September 12, 2000 08:15
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Well it rhymes, there's the flow and for crying out loud it a limerick. That makes it poetry. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Besides I find it pretty hard to work within a particular framework, because I never get the words to fit. Even in Dutch. Free verse and short stories is more my thing.
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Oz
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posted September 12, 2000 15:57
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In a thread of poetry
was a guy named Ersby
who was the king
of this limerick thing
he had one for everyone on STP...
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bitohunny14
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posted September 12, 2000 16:38
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THESE ARE GREAT!
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Asis
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posted September 13, 2000 02:08
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Dan is the one liner king,
His quips have a certain ring,
I am constantly amazed,
At his turn of phrase,
His praises I do sing!
P.S. Ersby I am in awe of you!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
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posted September 13, 2000 03:04
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There once was a chick called Wiloe
Who made a good human pillow
since this was the case
the lesbians did her embrace
and she became quite the gigalo
Fourth line credits go to Master Will Shakespeare.
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"I will be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord shall forgive me, that's his." --Catherine the Great
"We live as we dream--alone." --Joesph Conrad
"Not all who wander are lost." --J.R.R. Tolkien
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Oz
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posted September 13, 2000 03:08
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What does that line have to do with Will?
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Enlanra
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posted September 13, 2000 03:23
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Cuz it's inverted. If it were normal English (or in this case American) it wouldn't rhyme.
It's also inverted cus if every line read straight it wouldn't be suitable limerick for a lesbian, eh?
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"I will be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord shall forgive me, that's his." --Catherine the Great
"We live as we dream--alone." --Joesph Conrad
"Not all who wander are lost." --J.R.R. Tolkien
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Oz
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posted September 13, 2000 03:26
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Yeah, I got that... Okay... I'll accept that...
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posted September 13, 2000 04:26
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Okay, these are the last. definitely. I've found myself thinking in limericks, which is never a good thing. When I saw that thread titled Reasons I Love STP, I thought "The reasons I love STP / Are quite obvious, can't you see..." before I managed to stop myself. So for the good of my sanity, these are the last...
A Knight in shining armour said to me
"The root of my philosophy
Is that all that remains
Is the concept of change;
As was, as is, as ever shall be."
When Jelymo hit the UK
The natives didn't know what to say.
She looked so naive,
But had tricks up her sleeve
To make men fall at her feet every day.
One day I awkoe with a jolt
And thought "These limericks I can't halt!
They have, so it seems,
Infilrated my dreams.
It all that damned Shadowcat's fault!"
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starkyld
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posted September 13, 2000 07:28
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quote:
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Originally posted by Ersby:
... and one that's a bit post-modern since it's as much about the writing than it is about the subject (Got completely stuck on this one. Does it show?)...
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(forgot to mention it earlier)
for what it's worth, ersby, _i'm_ a bit post-modern. always frustrates my theory professors...*grin*. so it still works.
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official stp martha stewart; touchy-feely aesthete
"nerdy librarian type, in a really sexy goth way"--dano
"you need to de-eris yourself! you're getting evil!"--jely
"starky is [just] a semi-quasi-dabbling-into-evil-doer"--neomel
"i humbly bow before the pure evilness that is the amazing starkyld"--dan
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posted September 13, 2000 22:22
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There once was a chap name Ersby,
Whose humor never unnerves me,
For a over sea bloke,
He's great with a joke,
And more fun than a Fursby!
There's this chick named erisesoteric,
Whose posts are quite hysteric,
And as a good friend,
On her I can depend,
For she is quite esoteric!
There once was a girl named Brandi,
Who at wooing virtual women was handy,
They'd chase her around,
Up topics and down,
And end up in STP landy!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
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posted September 16, 2000 00:42
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Haha! These are great. ^_^
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Romantic silly butch dyke
"Shades, tight leather, and a big, BIG gun. I think I've found my new image." -Kitty, Excalibur #67
"Take a look at us, pal. You think maybe we're chambermaids?" -Freya, Battleaxes #1
"You're just disappointed all the cute chicks are dead." -Sigga, Battleaxes #1
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Asis
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posted September 16, 2000 02:20
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There was a butch named Shadowcat,
Comics were where she was at,
I heard someone say,
She loves Anime,
I replied, which chick is that?
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
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neomel
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posted September 16, 2000 02:40
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there once was a female kisa
as straight as the leaning tower of pisa
she kicked evildoer ass
with a maximium of class
and protected the land of stp
(btw my first attempt at a limerick since oh i was 10 years old ...)
the mel
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through the yard , throught the yard of blonde girls
through the river and the sea
gold sharks glittering
a tree of white breaks the earth
the streets where Lola played
very sexy very sexy okay okay
fear , we may come ...
- jeff buckley
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Asis
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posted September 16, 2000 13:35
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Wow, mel! Thank you!
And a belated thanks to Ersby, they are both way cool and I am flattered.
There once was a man with five cats,
Who posted around wearing different hats,
Gender and species don?t matter,
Most times he is a mad hatter,
But let?s just say moo and leave it at that!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
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posted September 20, 2000 01:51
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Starkyld is not a man,
She chases women whenever she can,
I've heard she is gay,
And likes it that way,
And her favorite cereal is bran!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
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Branflakes
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posted September 20, 2000 09:09
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was....funny!
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Branflakes, the ninja lesbian milk getter bunny protecting flirt.
The one called "brain" and "brandiflakes" and....
"One thing I've never been is straight, dear girl." Katchoo, SiP
"If ever you need naughty good things, just let me know..."-Starkyld
"With you around, Bran? It would take Starky less than a second before she is in trouble."-Fenix
I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
Life is what you make it.
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posted September 20, 2000 19:20
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*blush*
okay, any reputation i ever had as an innocent is shot now...
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official stp martha stewart; touchy-feely aesthete
"nerdy librarian type, in a really sexy goth way"--dano
"you need to de-eris yourself! you're getting evil!"--jely
"starky is [just] a semi-quasi-dabbling-into-evil-doer"--neomel
"i humbly bow before the pure evilness that is the amazing starkyld"--dan
"starky is wholesome evil. and a LOT of fun"--brandiflakes
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Asis
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posted September 21, 2000 00:02
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There was a brave young man,
The noblest squire in all of STP land,
He sharpened KiSA?s swords,
In between posts on the boards,
His name, they say, is JaceSan!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
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erisesoteric
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posted September 21, 2000 00:38
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quote:
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Originally posted by starkyld:
okay, any reputation i ever had as an innocent is shot now...
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Now?
*stifle*
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Asis
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posted September 21, 2000 00:55
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Have you heard of the gent named Vox,
He creates graphics that literally rock,
Is he male they say,
Lesbian or gay,
I know, but I won't talk!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
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Branflakes
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posted September 23, 2000 03:23
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quote:
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Originally posted by starkyld:
okay, any reputation i ever had as an innocent is shot now...
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quote:
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Originally posted by erisesoteric:
Now?
*stifle*
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I, uhhh, have to agree.
Those are some great limericks, Asis.
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Branflakes, the ninja lesbian milk getter bunny protecting flirt.
The one called "brain" and "brandiflakes" and....
"One thing I've never been is straight, dear girl." Katchoo, SiP
"If ever you need naughty good things, just let me know..."-Starkyld
"With you around, Bran? It would take Starky less than a second before she is in trouble."-Fenix
I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
Life is what you make it.
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Oz
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posted September 23, 2000 04:00
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AsIs, youve got MAJOR talent! Wow, those were really good. Especially the one about starky...
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"What about him? What are you doing with him?"
"What you should be doing with me..."
Proud family member of Jelymo, gollum, Kelly, Dano, Jaxom27, 5Cats, Fenix and others.
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
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Asis
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posted September 24, 2000 17:55
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LOL, thanks gang, not done yet, still working on a few...
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
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Asis
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posted October 01, 2000 21:48
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There was a woman named ~((resonance))~
A madwoman I do protest,
A sonic gal is she,
A bit of a mystery,
But a fun gal nevertheless!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
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SPYDERLUV
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posted October 02, 2000 01:09
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"THERE WAS A GIRLIE-GIRL NAMED BRAN
SHE HAD THIS REALLY BIG FAN
ALONG CAME THE SPYDER,
AND SAT DOWN BESIDE HER
WHEN SHE SAID PLEASE LEAVE I'M ON THE CAN"
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F.T.N.
HUMAN BY BIRTH,
ARACHNID BY CHOICE
G.O.L. 4 EVER
SPYDER'S TALES AND OTHER FANFIC
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SPYDERLUV
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posted October 02, 2000 01:28
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NOTE: I MEANT FAN AS IN ME THE NUMBER 1 FAN
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F.T.N.
HUMAN BY BIRTH,
ARACHNID BY CHOICE
G.O.L. 4 EVER
SPYDER'S TALES AND OTHER FANFIC
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posted October 02, 2000 01:32
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THERE WAS A GIRLIE-GIRL NAMED ASIS
AND SHE WAS IN BLISS
CAUSE SHE MET THIS SWEET SPYDER
WHO ALWAYS STOOD BEHIND HER
YET SHE SLAPPED HIM WHEN HE ASKED FOR A KISS
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F.T.N.
HUMAN BY BIRTH,
ARACHNID BY CHOICE
G.O.L. 4 EVER
SPYDER'S TALES AND OTHER FANFIC
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Asis
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posted October 02, 2000 01:57
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ROFL, thanks Spyder!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
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Branflakes
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posted October 02, 2000 13:25
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Thanks, Spyder.
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Branflakes, the ninja lesbian milk getter bunny protecting flirt.
The one called "brain" and "brandiflakes" and....
I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
Life is what you make it.
"I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality"-Savage Garden
When shall I hold my passion for you?
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Asis
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posted October 03, 2000 21:37
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Bump goes the limmricks!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
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M?????a
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posted October 03, 2000 22:28
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*applause applause
A very fun read...Thank You!!
i needed something joyful
excellent!
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M?????a 'IS' ????f??kz?????
!!!Here Comes the PAIN!!!Absolutely!Nutz!
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~((resonance))~
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posted October 03, 2000 23:10
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*waves* Ok thanks Asls... I foung it! *L* I will be back another time... my brain is fried from last night.... me no function....
*sonic with limmericks on her mind*
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....constanly listening to the sound of life....surfing on sound waves and smiling bright...
~((RESONANCE2000))~
The Sonic Lounge
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Asis
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posted October 04, 2000 14:05
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I'm going to see the Wizzard of Oz,
A most wonderful gent because,
He formed the Cult of AsIs,
Hey, he's also a Wiz,
And compliments my SIP theory's he does!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
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Asis
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posted October 09, 2000 02:42
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She came, she saw, she limmricked! Still working on more
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
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Asis
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posted October 17, 2000 02:22
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There was a man named Ski,
Rumor has it he's in the Army,
He's a really cool man,
Hails from Michigan,
And hangs out at STP!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
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Ski
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posted October 17, 2000 02:29
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Thats so cool Asis!!! Thanks,I wish I could return the limerick but as it is I'm just taroble at things like this.
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Ski
Last of the Freelance Drinkers
Greatest sword fighter in Michigan
The man in the black Trans Am
Miral's Slave
"In the darkest hour,hope springs eternal"
"The man who kissed a ninja lesbian and lived to tell about it."
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Asis
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posted October 17, 2000 02:32
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No problem bud, I enjoy doing them! Glad you like it
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
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Asis
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posted October 27, 2000 00:06
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There once was a man named Jax,
Methodical to the max,
He moderates the boards,
Keeps track of the hoards,
And picks which topics get the axe!
(It's a limmrick, actually topics over 6 days old get axed. So post in topics you want to keep!)
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Oh, and I really like women too
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
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Still looking through them. I found threads in which me and 5cats have hissy fits, and one where I leave (ahem). I'll be honest, I couldn't bring myself to read them.
Also, I didn't know that Maggie's dad worked on the first X-men movie as a stuntman.
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June 27th, 2008, 01:09 PM
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May I dare asking for some Ivana the Iguana?!?
Uh, what happened to Branflakes again? I haven't seen her in ages...
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June 27th, 2008, 03:36 PM
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Ersby, thanks so much for posting these, fond memories. In addition to the limericks I'd forgotten I had that tag line. One of my favorites quotes from Babylon 5.
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June 27th, 2008, 06:07 PM
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Inactive Member
There were no limericks about me. *sad puppy face*
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June 28th, 2008, 11:09 PM
#9
HB Forum Owner
Can't have that!
Here's a quicky:
RichC is the man,
Who presides over STP Land,
Spammers are his foe,
He'll drive them away you know,
And post in as many topics as he can.
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July 27th, 2008, 09:53 AM
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Another one, this is from April 2001. Golly, how time flies...
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Ersby
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Okay, this could be great or it could be rubbish. The idea of this game is to have a conversation, but the first letter of your sentence (you're only allowed one or so per post) must begin with the next letter of the alphabet, ie the first sentence begins with 'a', the second with 'b', the third with 'c' and so on. Only other rule is, it has to make sense with what's gone before - which may be tricky for us, but we'll see how it goes. (If we reach 'z', then just begin at 'a' again.) Best of luck, and pity the poor sod who gets 'x'.
Are you ready to begin?
Enlanra
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Better be, seeing as we've begun.
Ersby
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Cleverly done, young Enra. I have taught you well.
Enlanra
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Doing it right the first time is a woman's m.o.
Ohnhai
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Evidently you don?t know some of the women I know!
happybunny2
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From what I`ve seen your both wrong.
Ohnhai
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For readability, shouldn?t we ban sigs ?
Enlanra
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God forbid we contradict the bunny!
frazz
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How about I forbid you to contradict the bunny?
Elyria
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I suggest we leave the poor bunny out of this and get on with the game.
Oz
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(just kidding, im not even here...)
batfreak
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'Kin hell you people are strange
gollum
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Look, Ersby, are you Tony Slattery or not?
Ersby
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Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
Branflakes
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Nahhh, He's not Tony Slattery.
erisesoteric
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Oh, but I've seen a pic, the resemblence is just EERIE...
Elyria
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Oh my god, know you come to mention it, the resemblence to the cheeky chappie Tony Slatery is there for all to see.
Ersby
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Perhaps if you two could stop channelling each other, we could get on with the game.
erisesoteric
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Queer moment that was.
Elyria
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Quite strange
erisesoteric
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Really, you shouldn't do that to Ersby.
Elyria
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Slap my wirst, I am a bad boy.
erisesoteric
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Take a number.
Day-Z
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Unbelievable, are you that popular eris?
Elyria
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Verily, I believe that she is.
Branflakes
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Vividness makes her popular.
erisesoteric
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What, exactly, are you saying?
usmu
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Without a doubt!
Ersby
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Xtlo would know, but she's not here to tell us.
erisesoteric
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You made a nice save on the "X" thing there, ers...
Elyria
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Zen like composure shown there Ersby.
Are we going roung again?
erisesoteric
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Been there, done that (and the NyQuil's starting to get to me, so goodnight all)
Dano
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Count those sheep eris, hope you feel better when you wake up.
WiloeLeigh
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Don't mind me....I'm just passing through.
Branflakes
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Every which way I turn, someone seems to be "just passing through".
erisesoteric
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For someone who just got 7 hours sleep, I'm still groggy.
gollum
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Groggy?
Haven't you learned not to complain to college students at the end of their semester? (sorry, couldn't resist)
Dan AND eris
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I don't know about this trend of doing two letters at once!
Joking! just Joking (its ok, cause there's two of us)
erisesoteric
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Keep it up...
Dan
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Like anyone expects sanity from us?
neomel
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maybe those new to the area , but well sure have that beaten out of that soon ...
Parker Girl
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Not so fast , Mel
Other people might have their own opinions on that.
People? What about multiple letters?
RichC
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Quality is all that matters, not the number of letters you use.
Race you to the next letter!
batfreak
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So! I beat you all to te next letter?
Time to move on
Upwards and onwards.
WiloeLeigh
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Very funny, batfreak.
What are we gonna talk about now?
Enlanra
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Xylophones have nothing to do with this topic.
Elyria
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You know, you were right there.
Dan
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Zo, vhat vere ve talking about?
frazz
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Apparently not much at all.
*Baps Tyle with Stir-fry Pan*
*Cackles*
Eden
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*Ducks to avoid pan*
Enough, you guys, aren't you getting sick of the frying pan thing?
For Pete's sake...
*grumbles*
August
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hmmmm, that could have hurt.
I don't suppose anyone could tell me what 'the frying pan thing' is?
erisesoteric
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Just one of those things...
gollum
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kinda like mudfights or doing laundry?
Lulu
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Laundry should be done regularly (for bright colors, clean whites, and general satisfaction)- especially following mudfights.
Mudfights and frying pans however, have little in common.
neomel
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nothing should be discounted from the imaginations of this lot .
Branflakes
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Oh, I could think of a few things.
WiloeLeigh
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Perhaps you would like to share what a few of those things are?
tyledras
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Querying large smelly mammals about their sex lives is one.
Really I can't see any of you walking up to a bear, or a cow, or a rhino and asking them about their sexual preferences.
Since they are big and smelly you know.
Thought might have occurred to you though, this IS StP after all.
Until we meet again...
WiloeLeigh
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Very interesting post, tyle.
Whatever would we do without you?
tyledras
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'Xpire I imagine
Yet another terrifying thought.
Zillions of those zingers out there actually, terrifying thoughts seem to abound on this board.
gollum
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Are we still going?
Tam
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Better believe it kid!
neomel
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cant we get any sleep over here ?
the mel
WiloeLeigh
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Don't count on it.
neomel
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everyones always out to stop me from getting something my way ...
RichC
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Fargin Iceholes! (Johnny Dangerously reference)
Tam
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Good God mel!
How very demanding of you, wanting everything Your way!
Saving Grace
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If this keeps up I'm going to post on the Christian Discipline Board instead.
Just you watch.
erisesoteric
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K, if you really WANT to....
neomel
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Love me love me say that you love me ...
Enlanra
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mel, you can't use lyrics!
neomel
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nowhere above does it say THAT ...
Enlanra
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obviously, it's an unspoken rule
gollum
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pretty suspect, adding in those "unspoken rules" when they're convenient... [img]wink.gif[/img]
Enlanra
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Quite kosher I assure you.
erisesoteric
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Right, Enra.
SURE...
Too bad I don't believe a word of it.
Ersby
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Under the heading "unspoken rules" it reads...
"Vacuous remarks are to be discouraged.
Where the poster is Australian, however, certain allowances can be made.
Xhosa people and other non English speakers get similar treatment."
You see, if you'd just checked, it would all become clear.
Elyria
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Zany highjinx will now follow.
Aaaaaaargh, it a herd of rampaging wildebeast!!!
Ersby
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Buffalo everywhere!
Call the cops!
Janet Reno
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Did you need me?
Saving Grace
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Eeek!
Follow Janet Reno, she'll lead us to safety!
Go people - move it!
Heavens above, don't walk - RUN!
Tam
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Its a bomb, no, a mountain, no a sheep, no wait.... ITS JANET RENO!!!
WiloeLeigh
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JANET RENO!!!!!!!!
Keep her away from me!!!
Dan
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Listen,
Maybe
Not.
Other
People
Quieted
Reno
Successfully.
They're
Usually
Viewing
What?
Xena!
gollum
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You
Zuck.
tyledras
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Absolutely
But
Can
Dan
Ever
Fight
gollum
Here?
I
Just
Know
Last
Minute
Nonsense will
Occur over this because
Previous posts
Quite
Reveal this
Shall be
True
Unless
Visions of
Woden
Xtolling
Years of pain
Zero out this effect.
neomel
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Aaaand the award in the most insane poster category goes too ...
WiloeLeigh
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Bran?
Branflakes
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Can I refute that?
Doesn't mel post crazier than me?
Even Wiloe is known for a nutty one or two.
Forget that, check out tyle's posts!
erisesoteric
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gee, and here I was relieved when I stopped Dan from using the whole alphabet in one post.
Hell, what do I know?
Dan
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I don't think I should answer that.
tyledras
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Just because she knows where you sleep?
neomel
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in the words of the mel , dont trust anybody dan
erisesoteric
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Hey, wait a second, we're going BACKWARDS now!
Great, just when I'd gotten the hang of this the old way.
First time for everything, though.
toastboy
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*Enters stage left*
Did you miss me...?
Elyria
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Can someone explain what is going on?
(BTW eris - we did miss you)
Are we going up the alphabet or down??
toastboy
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10 best reasons to avoid these kind of posts:
9 times out of 10 they go on *way* too long.
8% of the posters develop RSI while typing.
7% of posters suffer internal injuries from ROFLMAOing and general LOLing
6 people simultaneously post, and get locked by flood control; leading them to have to wait a bit, saying:
5... damn flood control!
4... nearly there, though
3... Check ignition,
2... Cabin Crew: Doors to manual
1... Blastoff!
ZZzzz... That wasn't as funnny as planned, now was it?
You can never tell until after the event though.
Well, at least we know which way we're going again!
toastboy
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Vavavoom! I double posted by accident...
[This message has been edited by toastboy (edited May 04, 2001).]
WiloeLeigh
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"X" is feeling very left out, toastboy.
Which is why I'm doing a few letters over.
Very smart, eh?
Ummm.....whose bright idea was it to go backwards?
tyledras
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The Aussie, its all his fault!
RichC
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Should we start a new thread since we are at 100 posts?
neomel
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really , it was time for a change anyway dont you think ?
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