Hey usmu.
It's me Ersby. Remember? Ignore the grey beard and walking stick. I can still do the internet, just like those young people. Don't believe me? Look:
LOLZ
See?
Phew, I need a sit down. For a few weeks at least.
Apparently the last time I was here was the 17th of december 2008. Which would explain why my trusty booth is so dusty.
*disappears in a cloud of dust for at least 10 minutes*
Ah, that's better. Now lets see if someone comes along to sell something to.
The hammer of Thor quotes:
I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend
John Candy as Barf the Mog in Space Balls
Hey usmu.
It's me Ersby. Remember? Ignore the grey beard and walking stick. I can still do the internet, just like those young people. Don't believe me? Look:
LOLZ
See?
Phew, I need a sit down. For a few weeks at least.
In vino veritas
Now we just need to get these darned kids of our lawn!
The hammer of Thor quotes:
I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend
John Candy as Barf the Mog in Space Balls
If we leave it long enough, the grass will grow and we won't be able to see them.
In vino veritas
The grass in my parent's then backyard did get about that high once. It was about 3/4 of a small kid or about three cats high. Seeing a cat walk through it without actually seeing until it exited the jungle was kind of fun.
If we keep this up we might actually pass Eris' post count...
The hammer of Thor quotes:
I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend
John Candy as Barf the Mog in Space Balls
HA!! this place still exists
<a href="http://www.hostboard.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=419" target="_blank"> Firebird's Bar and Grill </a> <br /><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/jayesdmf/" target="_blank">Inside My Dense Skull</a><br />Stupidity Should Be Painful<br />"Besides- I'M blonde, SHE's pretty and HE's a surfer- and he's like, her date or something. So we don't even need you!" - Lulu<br />"You are such a whore." - Tyledras<br />"Paperclip ate my babai." - Eris <br />"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - George Orwell<br />"My best investment is my imagination, because it has never failed to bring me my greatest return." - Randy Castillo
... which is more than can be said for your sig.
Hey, I have a story about long grass too.
I had a friend who let the grass in his back yard grow really long, until one day he decided to mow it. That same day, a friend of his came round mid-afternoon extremely drunk. This person then proceeded to go out into my friend's back garden and pass out on the ground.
Some time later, my friend was in his kithen, doing the washing up, allowing his friend time to sleep it off, when he heard a conversation from next door between a five/six year old daughter and her mother.
"Mummy, our neighbour has mown his lawn."
"Yes, he has."
(pause)
"You can see the man in the grass now."
In vino veritas
Sooo many Jeff Foxworthy quotes going on in my head right now.Originally Posted by Ersby
"It goes like this, the fourth, the fifith - the minor fall - the major lift -"
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