As I am in Vancouver, this one is a city classic: people who walk under the awnings when they have an umbrella.
My technique when encountering these people is to stand still and make eye contact, then look pointedly at their umbrella, and then up at the awning.
This generally has no impact on them, but I feel better.
"It goes like this, the fourth, the fifith - the minor fall - the major lift -"
People who flirt with the waitress and really think it comes across as clever or flattering. She's a captive audience! She has to smile no matter what you say! She doesn't really like you! You're an ass!
<I>nolite te bastardes carborundorum</I>
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