STP goes wrestling or "Post Wars: the next episode"

[erisesoteric]

Sour grapes, ambrosia, tomAIto, tomAHto...

let's call the whole thing off...

[Vox]

::Vox eyes the crowd. suddenly noticing the infamous tom twins, Ito and Ato.::

I OWN JOO!

::With their secret art of sumo suplex, the twins leap into the air..::

mommy!

[Lulu]

Hey all!
What's this? Ooo Wrestling! The most homoerotic sport known to man! lemme watch!


Ooo beer! Look- I gotta match!

[Vox]

::The Tom twins breasts heaving with every breath turn towards, Lulu..::

You want some of THIS!?

::Vox kicks the mat::

Come on it was my turn girls!

[erisesoteric]

Good thing I wasn't mangling any hard rock songs... he'd have summonded something that would kill us all...

[crazy a]

*meanwhile, Mr. McMahon makes a phone call to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and pitches an idea...*

"Oh, hey Vince...yeah, doing great...yeah, that time off to finish up my divorce did me a world of good...you do?...alright, let's hear it...uh huh...uh huh...yeah, that STP promotion gets pretty crazy....*laughs*....uh huh...what?...flammable beer?...catch on fire?...I don't know, Vince, I don't think any of the other guys would go for that...what?...you want ME to drink flammable beer?...wrestle Kane in an "inferno" match?...are you serious?...you are...Vince, that has to be one of the most dumbassed ideas I've ever heard from you...you're welcome...HELL NO, I'm not gonna do it!...I don't care HOW many tickets it would sell!..."flammable beer"!...what is it really, kerosene?...no...no...NO, I am NOT gonna do that!...I don't know what to tell you...call Kane, he wanted to set everyone on fire at first, maybe he'll go for it....alright...alright, talk with you later.