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**erisesoteric** · May 22nd, 2002, 09:03 AM

There MUST be something SERIOUSLY wrong with this thread, if Ersby is actually taking MIBBIT'S advice...

**Branflakes** · May 22nd, 2002, 02:26 PM

*stomps on a few leaking quotes*

Ewwwww, that made more of a mess. Anyone got a mop?

(and since when do cows have horns?? i thought only bulls got them)

KC · May 22nd, 2002, 03:46 PM

*follows AsIs with golf bag in tow*

**Mibbitmaker** · May 22nd, 2002, 03:54 PM

GOOD NEWS: There is a way to plug the leaks.

BAD NEWS: It involves G. Gordon Liddy! [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img]

(Can't resist a Watergate Plumbers joke! [img]biggrin.gif[/img] )

**Mibbitmaker** · May 22nd, 2002, 10:51 PM

G. Gordon Liddy... Watergate burglar (that's Nixon's deal, y'know, '72-74, I am not a crook, etc... [img]wink.gif[/img] ), burglars being Nixon's "Plumbers" gang, created to plug leaks to the press (something very convenient if one is subverting democracy from the White House)...leaks, git it?

And I don't think you can get a G. Gordon Liddy at a hardwear store. Those are usually found in a place selling sound equiptment (like bugging devices, etc.)

Jeez, don't they have All The President's Men overseas? [img]wink.gif[/img]

**5Cats** · May 23rd, 2002, 05:26 AM

Try the candle depatment!

Waaaaa-hahahahaha!

Ok, I guess you have to see that movie where he holds his hand above a candle until his flesh burns to prove how serious he (G. Gordon) is about things...

"Good thing they didn't find out about that Bay Of Pigs thing..." (the last words on the tape before the several minutes that were "accidentally" erased...)

**Ersby** · May 23rd, 2002, 06:28 AM

*comes back in carrying tin of paint*

Well, that's the last time I ask for a G. Gordon Liddy at a hardware store. They just laughed at me. I did by a tin of tartan paint, though. Haven't had a chance to look at it yet so I don't know what clan it is.

So, when did Asis the kitten learn to play golf?