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What'd she say? What'd she say? Enquiring minds want to know!

I heard way too much about their sex life from the both of them.

At the time, I was too happy with my own to really care.

The girl's big thing was that she didn't know if she'd ever reached the big O. A pondering thought of such was usually accompanied by a lost puppy dog look she'd throw my way. She talked way too much to my girlfriend. o.o; Unfortunately for me, my girlfriend was highly amused by it. There were way too many sex talks between the three of us that made me want to run away to hide with my friend in the living room. If I weren't so paranoid of my best friend's girl, and the taboo involved, I fear for what she may have asked me to do. The whole thing just gave me flashbacks of my semester in Buffalo. o.o;

If it's an uncomfortable situation, that's never good, but really...can there ever be such a thing as TOO much sex talk...?

I think the cut off point for that would be when your ear starts to have orgasms,

but that's just me

EEEEeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

When they start asking for demonstrations, it's fight or flight time.

Now now...don't be hasty...shouldn't you at least see how things MAY play out before you run...? [img]wink.gif[/img]

Share the liquor, buddy.

This reminds me of my best friends's ex-girlfriend. They were both at my house one day when she bounced up to me and asked me to sniff her shirt. I just kinda stared at her, until she pointed at the scratch-and-sniff fruit that were conveniently located at each side of her chest. They, uh, smelled fruity. I've feared another assault by her chest ever since.

I have a t-shirt that changes colors when exposed to heat. One of my friends had to uh...test it out...

It's always been one of my favorite shirts [img]wink.gif[/img]

I'd say no, but then that's me.