Well, are you going to share with the whole class?
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Well, are you going to share with the whole class?
"You know you're a StarWars freak when your entire sex life is Hans Solo."
Yep, she went there...
*brings in house-elves, adorned with garishly colored socks to clean up the thread*
We ran out of gnomes, they are still stuck a couple threads back
Dare I ask what they're stuck in?
I'm scared to look, frankly
Me too. We'll just... wait here quietly... see if any gnomes show up...
(Continuing the 'star wars' theme...)
In todays episode of STP Wars, Lulu Skywalker kicks back on the livingroom couch, contemplating a major dilemma. She seeks solace in the advice column of her favorite girly magazine: "Yo- Duh!"
Question#1: Do you have a major crush on your brother in law? Check, yes/no.
Yes! (Oh Hans!) (Leia, I hate you! You.. princess!)
Question#2: Do you also have a major crush on your sister you perv? Check yes/no
Um... yes. It's the braids! I admit it!
If you answered 'yes' to both questions, your life could be marketable as an utterly rediculous episode of 'Passions!' Hook up the camera and make some money!
*Ding Dong!*
"I'll get it!"
Lulu runs to the front door and flings it open, revealing....
an troop of garden gnomes delivering Pizza the Hut!
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(tune in next week for another scandelous episode!)
Wow, Lulu... I didn't think those sorts of drugs were legal in California, yet...
So much for accepting open drinks and little white pills from strange men!
(Kids- let this be a lesson to ya!)