Hello........

[*Rolls Eyes*]

*L* I Guess telling you I'm Vegetarian wont matter???

[NIN Fan]

That don't matter to me at all. I'm a pothead, so. Don't mind lost, after the alien abduction, and anal probing (which I think he enjoyed very much), he hasn't quite been himself lately. hehe.

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Without you everything falls apart,
its not as much fun to pick up the pieces.

[*Rolls Eyes*]

NIN You smoke pot??? I'm shocked *Passes you a green ciggie* .....No seriously I'm Shocked....*L*... *Hangs Head* I used to be such a natural psychic....before the ..red cordial incident... *Distant look* I was working my way up to Alyssa Milano's Online Psychic Sisters Network...before....the cordial...*Tries not to cry*

and LoSt SoUl got an Anal Probe and Was Abducted?????? Damn some people get all the luck....*Dreamy Look* I want to be Inpregnated when I get taken.... anal probes are... sooooo...yesterday.... *Flicks Hair*
*Laughing*

[*Rolls Eyes*]

Fenix - I am sooooo sorry reading back I realised I didn't acknowledge you welcome
<Font color=Yellow>*Big assed wave* <font color=white>Helllooooooo Thhherrreee

[*Rolls Eyes*]

When I posted this was I:
A) Drunk
B) Addicted to Cut'n'Paste
C) Bored
D) Possessed
E) Not breast feed enough as a child
D) Wanting a flame on the little folder
F) Wanting to become a senior hostboard member quicker

<Font color=6699FF>Dear Management,

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I don't get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace with poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Sincerely,

The Penis

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You don't work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You don't always follow the orders of the management team
You don't stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You don't take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working
You leave the workplace messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the
day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management


[This message has been edited by *Rolls Eyes* (edited April 02, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by *Rolls Eyes* (edited April 02, 2001).]

[Branflakes]

Well, Eyes, I'm nowhere near Australian, but I can type like one on occasion.


Love the penis "letter".

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The original ninja lesbian milk getter.
Please click on that banner.
The one called "brain" and "brandiflakes" and....
I'm tired of the silent majority. Silence equals death.
Life is what you make it.
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird
I'm not bad, I just type that way.

[*Rolls Eyes*]

*Extends Hand* Well its a pleasure to met you Branflakes and if you need any "Australian" pointers just give a shout *Warm Smile*

<Font color=Magenta>*Grinz* I couldn't resist...what can I say the penis "Letter" Struck a cord.....