dogs on the internet

**rocketmaster** · May 22nd, 2003, 06:10 AM

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Yo Supes! Move over, BATDOG to the rescue!

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**rocketmaster** · May 22nd, 2003, 06:37 AM

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**gus danger** · May 24th, 2003, 10:07 PM

I am very puzzled by the feline amoung us!
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**rocketmaster** · May 24th, 2003, 11:45 PM

LOL!
Can't we all just get along, Gus?
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**gus danger** · May 31st, 2003, 06:18 AM

Truth be known, I love all the critters!
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**rocketmaster** · May 31st, 2003, 07:19 PM

Awwwwww!!!!!

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**gus danger** · June 1st, 2003, 05:02 PM

<ul type="square">How To Photograph A New Puppy[/list]How To Photograph a New Puppy
Remove film from box and load camera.
Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
Choose a suitable background for photo.
Mount camera on tripod and focus.
Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
Put magazines back on coffee table.
Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head .
Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"
Call spouse to clean up mess.
Fix a drink.
Sit back in Lazy Boy chair with a drink and resolve to teach puppy the commands "sit" and stay" the first thing in the morning.

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**rocketmaster** · June 1st, 2003, 09:59 PM

How to Bathe a Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close the lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he
cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close
to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can
find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and
ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

THE DOG