what's the weirdest way you've ever been woken up?

[Mister Gav]

nearly every monday my mum wakes me up by violently ramming a tenner down my throat.

[jedimaster]

i wouldnt be complaining. keep pretending you are asleep and see how much money you can make!

[3speed]

Every day I wake up to a clown screaming in my face, and then confetti falls. Then I turn my head to see a talking banana.

[Mr C0ff33]

I remember going to sleep in stu's spare bed then waking up in the moring in his... that scared the shit outa me for days 'cos he wouldn't tell me how I got there....

[Astro-boy]

i sleep on the top of a bunk bed, this one time i woke up in the middle of the night and rolled over and fell off the side and got mangled up in my fold-up chare.
One other time i was woken up bu my mate giles, he just walked in to my house and shouted "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" in my ear.

[DJ-Ants]

When this bird underneath me said"I've got to go now"....still had the johnny on and everything......

[Sheriff John Bunell]

I was dreaming i was being strangled then i woke up in a tangled mess on my floor with my headphone lead all round my neck and I was using my bass as a pillow.... I couldn't get the lines that my bass strings had imprinted off my face for ages.

[Mr C0ff33]

I got woke up once, it felt like someone had poked me to wake me up.. when I opened my eye's it was still dark and no-one was there.... Does anyone else wake up feeling like someone just chucked you on your bed or like you've just fell on your bed?

[DJ-Ants]

That was me!The boogey man!!!


Booo!!!

Still got it............

[Sheriff John Bunell]

I sometime think someone is pulling my quilt off me form the end of the bed.

That scares me stiff.. no, not literally before Ant's makes a pun on it.