Swansea

You have your own shower and WC. into which we DON'T pass solids.

spraying your belly with sticky white love-piss....

indulge in the pleasures of the palm.

what would chloe and radcliffe think?to see you hunched up double...pumping your fist?

I could walk into a urinal and heads would turn.

oh! how could we forget:

"are you local?"
(my mums favorite saying)

"this is a local shop for local people"

.....etc.....repeat to faid

Okey dokey pig In a pokey, morning job seekers!

Pauline, would you consider yourself to be.... egregious?

"....when all i can do is sit at home and flick meself off to trisha"

"FIREMAN!!!"

"we didnt burn him [img]redface.gif[/img] "

Ross: "What about friends?"

Pauline: "Pens"