Avril Lavigne

**robo-plegic wrong cock** · November 26th, 2002, 08:11 PM

Avril is lovely, and pretty. I'd like to kiss her on the cheek and then give her a big hug.
To re-cap... Lovely, Pretty, Kiss, Hug.

**DJ-Ants** · November 26th, 2002, 09:01 PM

you forgot anal,felch,smack

professor_pumpernickle · November 27th, 2002, 07:53 AM

Oh yeah i'm jealous of Avril Lavigne because she's so gorgeus and has a great singing voice, blah blah blah, cunts.

**fozz** · November 27th, 2002, 08:46 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by the Xprincess:
I find it a bit hard to believe she is 34; I thought she was like 18 or something.
I with the majority on this one, she is a pretty lady!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol, daves already sed this...she is 17!!! minstrel was talkin shit

**Freak-A-Chu** · November 27th, 2002, 11:36 AM

Complicated, in my opinion was a far superior song to Sk8r Boi. (what's the point in spelling it boi, it's no shorter than 'boy'?)

As for 'fitness', I'd share a Death Shake (Tm) or Murder Burger (C) with her at Murder King/McDeath any time.

**Relatively Short Thom** · December 1st, 2002, 02:18 PM

The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that Complicated is the best thing ever

I'd like to work alongside Avril as a maveric songwriter/producer - together we'll create some of the greatest pop ever made, only I'll never get any credit for it and Avril will never realise that secretly I'm in love with her and I'll die alone and unhappy while she fucks the bassist from Sum 41

Ah, sweet fantasy