RESOLUTIONS

If I am on my knee's in front of a woman it wont be because I am begging.

PIP- you find the craziest shit on the internet!

Gretschy darlin' you didn't have to beg for my #, I happily gave it to you!

How cute! Nah just joshin, the board has actually in my opinion been good in the last few days, anyone agree?

Yes, it's had its many phases. I spent way too much time posting on here today. But, it has been enjoyable. The shit-talking got old, and then it was just boring.

a fucking sex contract! everyday I see something that blows my mind, right when I'm about to feel I've seen and heard it all....BAM! Shocked everyday I tell you.

I loved the board in all its phases and I look forward to a new year and a new cycle of phases and can't wait to be a part of them I am ready for a new round of 2004 "where is the new record?" threads.

Anyone who would actually want to use one of those would get an F in the intimacy dept. There would be absolutely no magic in discovering their partners desires.
If someone actually wanted me to participate with one of these contracts, they'd be cut!
Over before it started!

i'd keep one handy for laughs, good conversation piece for the coffee table....

...i second that gretschy greaser

can you imagine the the many stipulations that it could contain? Lets see,

not responsible for STD's
not responsible for broken rubbers
not responsible if a birth is the result of sex
not responsible for anything........although some don't take responsability anyways, but to have a legal document exempting you from any responsabilities...amazing

I went skydiving awhile back and I swear I had to sign a small novel of waivers to jump...basically no matter what happens no liability........jump at your own risk.....fuck at your own risk!!!

ya but did you read those stella awards i posted the other day....you can sue for anything!!!! i love the one where the guy puts his RV on cruise control then goes to the back to make some coffee and sues because the manual never said he couldn't, i can't even fathom the stupidity of some individuals....or maybe its that they are really smart at scamming $$$ hey lets think of something stupid we can sue for [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
so how was skydiving?*?*?*? i've always wanted to go, that is definitely an at-your-own-risk activity