Christianity is going to get OWNED!

[GretschyGreaser]

Can he bend spoons with his mind as well?

[Jesus was BROWN]

I think I speak for everyone when I say John Edwards is a giant tool. I can safely say he's one of the biggest homos I've ever seen (Richard Simmons and Elijah "Eats" Wood status). That is all.

Jesus(I HATE JOHN EDWARDS)

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[ExtraPerson]

Originally posted by recoveringpunker:
I also read how Christianity has stated the Bible is "not Historicaly or Scientificly accurate", and is not intended to be so. I would like some proof of that. Both of Christianity saying so, and of the reasons why it is not historicaly or scientificaly correct. Please, no fighting out of opinions and personal ideaology, I want to know the proof in which you have to make such "factual" sounding statements.

<font size="2" face="verdana, arial">Here's some proof. The Bible was not meant to be read fundamentally(literally). Take for example, the creation stories: Adam and Eve, Cain and Abel, The Tower of Babel, etc. These are not historically accurate stories because they are just that: stories. These stories were created to try to help believers to understand what is inexplicable (i.e. the creation of man, and different languages). Obviously, how can earth and all evolution and everything take place over the course of seven days. Also, Revelation, the last book in the Bible. Also not meant to be read literally. You will probably get pretty confused and scared if you read that book of the Bible literally. That book was based off of a dream that John had.
Just trying to help clear some things up a bit.

[ExtraPerson]

This topic is dead, and I have the last word. Ha ha.

[A Real Musician]

No you don't.

[ExtraPerson]

El Final.

[A Real Musician]

Originally posted by ExtraPerson:
El Final.

<font size="2" face="verdana, arial">Speaking of final(s).

[two drink minimum]

I do. haha

[Jesus was BROWN]

I own you all, I get the last word because it's my thread.
That is all.

Jesus(I own all of you, hahahahahaha)

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[pretty_in_punk]

BLAH