Noisy Neighbours,.. help wanted.

[Buttz]

A familly of those fat,"poor" people on benefits have moved next door, and they keep me up every Saturday night, and I have to be at the antique fairs early Sunday mornings to spend the thousands of pounds I earn during the week.
Can anyone tell me the best way to dispose of several bodies in the safest, quickest way,... avoiding detection from the Old Bill and that.
Oh yeah,.. I live by the sea.
Many thanks in advance.

[Hairglamfan]

I could send round the Beans for ya?

[deviantdee]

There was a time when the bobbies used to give
them a warning, and then confiscate the equipment
if they were called out twice in the same night.

Nowadays, you have to go to the Environmental
Health and fill out some forms. Tedious, but
probably worth it in the long run.

Alternatively, send Marsho around.

D.

[chrisdamien]

Get a huge guitar amp. Turn the bass up on it. Put it to the wall and turn it up. You can just leave the guitar on the floor and kick it ocassionally, or go out and leave it there with the feedback for them to listen to

[Johnny B]

Shit through their letterbox............Daily

[Marshy]

Fookin' chavs .. you know if you did that daily J.B, the thick c*nts would only try to open it .. Fookin' nobby louts!!! ( an' yes, i have had the same problem as Buttz .. there fookin' Wankerz !!!) ...

.. jeeeeeshhhh shonny, were's me blledin' teeesh .. lol

[Tim73]

Not nice situation... Funnily enough I have recently been to the Doctor as I am permanently tired & had been talked into loads of conspiracy theories from "medical expert" friends. A few blood tests later & I am fine! I work out it's my neighbours music at all hours disrupting my sleep patterns. I'm fit as ever.

I appreciate the advice on Police / EHA but I think the old fashioned have a word thing is passed by too quickly. If you go in guns blazing it could make it ten times worse. Or if they are tenants you can speak with the housing association as they have new powers now. Worst case scenario, I'd just move!

[Carl I.]

Any thought to walking around naked? I know if my neighbors were always naked I would move.

[andy69]

Originally posted by Carl I.:
Any thought to walking around naked? I know if my neighbors were always naked I would move.

<font size="4" face="Arial">LMFAO at Carl! What a sight ERRRR!!!

[Gang of the South]

Originally posted by Buttz:
A familly of those fat,"poor" people on benefits have moved next door, and they keep me up every Saturday night, and I have to be at the antique fairs early Sunday mornings to spend the thousands of pounds I earn during the week.
Can anyone tell me the best way to dispose of several bodies in the safest, quickest way,... avoiding detection from the Old Bill and that.
Oh yeah,.. I live by the sea.
Many thanks in advance.

<font size="4" face="Arial">What about explaining them that you have to be at that Antiques fair and that you would like to sleep on Saturday night at a decent hour? But I guess you have tried already.
Otherwise and since you live by the sea : have them drown !!

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