Silly Email I received LOL

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I am now known as Chim-Chim Pizzabuns - read below to understand why LMAO

This is hilarious - let me know your new name!! This only takes a
minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto
everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you
have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the
day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new
name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!

[Stacey0471]

I'm Poopsie Chickenbutt [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Andii Vamp]

Tell us somethin we don`t know Stace!lmao!!!

Just kidding by the way and hope yer keeping well mate!:>

[Stacey0471]

Damn, missed you again!!!
Yeah, everythings cool here. Long time, no see. Hope everythings well there too.
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