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[Craig T Gustafson]

<font size="3">I was writing a blurb for a Soapbox Theatre press release and was trying to come up with a euphemism for "Incredibly Anal", which is a good thing as far as I'm concerned. I wanted to convey that the producers were as anal about details as I am, and came up with the idea that I'm a COM. So are they.

Captain of
Organizational
Minut?

So if you are Sloth Challenged, you no longer need to compare your attitude to a clenched sphincter! Just sing the song from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum:

"I'm COM, I'm COM,
I'm perfectly COM,
I'm utterly under control!"...

COMs of the world unite! On Thursday, March 29, 5:57:32 p.m., Central Daylight Saving Time, at the Borders Bookstore, 101 Rice Lake Square Wheaton, IL 60187. In the chairs by the psychology section, seats 2, 3, 4 and 7. Wear a size 38 brown overcoat with a pink carnation. Just the overcoat/carnation, please; nothing else. We're organized, but we're partiers!</font>[/font]

[Dan Muir]

Actually, considering that I received about half a dozen emails regarding Soapbox's newest show, I think you can also be labeled a DORK!

Distributor
Of
Repetitive
Kommunicae

We can sing it to the same tune!

You DORK! YOU DORK!
I've seen this before.
I've read this one six times todaaaaaaaaaay!

You dork!

[Craig T Gustafson]

Since the complaint is over a week old, I apologized at the time and I'm in such pain that I'm looking forward to a root canal that I won't be able to get for two weeks, buzz off.

Sorry, but I couldn't keep track of how many times those were posted to the theatre group -- my mind was completely bent upon answering The Next Question: "If you had the power to heal people simply by touching them on the forehead, how much would you charge them?"

I'm eagerly awaiting "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"

Dan's
Obviously
Reacting
Kantankerously
(if you don't have to spell correctly, neither do I.)

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 05, 2007 02:09 AM: Message edited by: Sgt. Bilko ]</font>

[Dan Muir]

You win. [img]tongue.gif[/img]