Mad Women: January Jones and Christina Hendricks

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Mad Women: January Jones and Christina Hendricks

January Jones
Date of birth: January 5, 1978
Cup size: 34C (natural)

Christina Hendricks
Date of birth: May 3, 1975
Cup size: 32H (natural)

Synopsis:
Christina and January have dinner together for the anniversary of Mad Men's conclusion. When Jan asks why the other cast members aren't there, Christina reveals that it was Jan who she wanted to speak to. Jan learns that, after a night of watching erotic battles on the Internet, Christina has decided to try sexfighting with another woman, Jan being the other woman. Though she fears that Christina would beat her easily, Jan accepts, eagerly willing to go the distance with her.

Can Jan make it out in one piece?

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January walked up to the door, knocking on it and waiting for an answer. "Jan. Hey!" Christina said as she opened the door, both voluptuous maidens embracing.

"It's so good to see you, Christina. Where is everyone?"

"Oh. Right, I forgot to call. We had to cancel."

"Aw, that's awful."

"It's okay. You wanna come in?"

"Sure."

Jan sat on the table, itching at the cleavage of her white dress. Christina came in with drinks, trying not to spill any on her black and red top. She said "here you go." as she passed one glass to Jan, who said "ah. Great."

As they clinked and drank, Christina gulped, saying "you know, it's funny. Jan. I actually wanted to talk to you about something in private tonight, anyway."

"Oh. What about?"

"Well, Jan... I need to show you something."

Christina took Jan upstairs, showing her a laptop. She opened the first tab, showing the Pornhub logo. "Oh... porn?"

"Just keep watching." Christina said as the screen showed two busty British women bear-hugging their breasts together. "What are they doing?"

"It's called sexfighting."

"Oh, that kind of sexfighting?"

"Yeah. I thought... if you were interested, that is... maybe you and me could try it."

"Excuse me? When have we ever been proportional? You're at least twice my size."

"Aw, are you scared?"

"What? NO! I can take it."

"Alright. Why don't we try it, then."

"Sure. Let's."

"Fine with me. Don't worry Jan. When you wanna stop, I'll stop."

"I'm not gonna stop. Hell, I might even say I'm gonna win."

"Yeah. Be reasonable."