*ROTFLMMFAO* I think in this case using a taser was in order!
"Dumbass Bites Police Dog"
KANSAS CITY, Missouri - Police say a man bit an officer and his dog Friday after trying to stiff a cab driver on an early morning fare.
Mark A McClarty, 28, of Kansas City, Kansas, was charged Friday with assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest and stealing.
Capt. Rich Lockhart said the suspect broke the skin on an officer's hand when he bit him. The man then nearly bit the ear off the police dog.
Lockhart said a cab driver told a police officer at 2:15 a.m. that someone had refused to pay a fare. When the officer found the man nearby and got out of his car to stop him, Lockhart said, but the man spun around and punched the officer.
Lockhart said the officer used a remote control to release his police dog from the patrol car, and the dog joined the fight.
After the dog bit the suspect, the man bit back and nearly took off the dog's ear.
The suspect also bit the policeman's hand before other officers arrived and used a Taser stun gun to subdue him.
The officer was treated at a hospital, while the dog's ear was reattached by a veterinarian.
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I'm sorry this part just got me.......
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">*LMFAO*while the dog's ear was reattached by a veterinarian.
Poor dog, they ought to charge the idiot with cruelty to animals as well!
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yeah i'm surprised they didn't up the charges to
include the police dog. usually they do consider
them about the same as a human in that regard.
still... how horrible that the dog received such
punishment from some jackass that won't pay his
$10 or less cab fare.
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OMG! ROFLMFAO! How funny there is the elusive man bites dog story every reporter has dreamed about since journalism(sp?) began!
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