The piercings I don't think mean anything other than she's into fads that will one day lead her to being toothless trailer trash with an expanded extra hole in her belly when she's on her 7th kid in 4 years.
And I don't think she's missing either. I just think people stopped looking cause Smallville's on more than once a week now.
She's probably safe and sound and knocked up with a kid whose going to come out with an arm on its forehead and a nose where it can sniff its own ass. Cousin Breeding Just Ain't Right!
Now before some Yokel figures out that she can fry up a squirrel like noone's business... Hey Ellen's almost on.
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