haaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!
its just so trueeeee!!! [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
Heyyyyyyy Shatzzzzzeeeeeeeeeee.
Long time no, Si?
Anyway....thiscameinviaemailandIthoughtitwasfunny.
Roger
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Cat Haiku
The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.
So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.
There's no dignity
In being sick - which is why
I don't tell you where.
Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.
Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service: none.
Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow's taken.
Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest.
The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.
My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?
Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.
My affection is conditional.
Don't stand up,
It's your lap I love.
Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.
I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.
Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.
haaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!
its just so trueeeee!!! [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
Haikus have nothing on dirty limericks..
There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates.
But a fall on his cutlass
Has rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates.
There once was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he'd at last found a tight 'un.
He said, "Oh my love,
It fits like a glove."
Said she, "Aye, but you're not in the right 'un."
There once was a young man from Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming, he went.
I love the Irish.
I like the cat haiku's better [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Limericks are better
They're funnier also!
nick made me do it
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">im putting an open challenge out for anyone to findOriginally posted by Nick Ramone:
"Aye, but you're not in the right 'un."
me a haiku, with a line funnier than that one
i didn't realize haikus were meant to be funny
Well reading these particular haiku's.. they are.
Limericks good.
haikus bad.
You could have at least made a limerick to make that information more interesting, and to supoort your case.
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