deodorant...

Well in this case she would do it to that point all the time just to torture me and then leave. Then she tease that she had done it so much that I prolly was so use to it I couldnt come if I tried... but to warn her if I did. Well, after her months of torture my therory was, "if you play with a loaded gun I can go off when you least expect it". Needless to say she quit torturing and if I wanted anything anymore I had to speak up.

Ohhhhhhhhhh the topics we cover. These won't be writen on some paper for St Peter to read at Heavens gate when we die will they be??

CYA [img]eek.gif[/img]

bwahahahahah... its been said that st. peter is a lurker here [img]tongue.gif[/img]

i love the way this thread jumps from topic to topic, i wonder how many people have lines that reason from deodorant application, to periods and tampons, to 'instead' cups, followed by a gay intermezzo, and then all of a sudden some morals of sex [img]smile.gif[/img]

I love you guys [img]smile.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
i love the way this thread jumps from topic to topic, i wonder how many people have lines that reason from deodorant application, to periods and tampons, to 'instead' cups, followed by a gay intermezzo, and then all of a sudden some morals of sex [img]smile.gif[/img]

I love you guys [img]smile.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


BAHAHAHAHHA true true.. well you know if you come here talking your Tampon crap we will turn it into some sort of topic about how God disapproves of the use of them because they are not ordained by the Catholic church or some wild thing. Ahhhhh the freedom of the ACROP site and its interesting people that go with. :-)

Reminds me of that game when you were given a subject or word and you had to show its relation to some movie star like Rob Lowe.

CYA [img]eek.gif[/img]

"crayons"

elementary [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
"crayons"</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well we all know that the 64 box of colors with the built in sharpen but it has way to many colors to choose from and what the heck kind of color is Wisteria?? And we all know that the Devil red is just propaganda against the church for you don't see any Christian White in the box do you??? HMMMMMMM


And you know that they have issued many safety warnings due to crayon hazards. I mean you know how many people went into shock and almost died from heart attack when their 3 year old pooped out purple and green? I mean the dangers are too many to cover here but you can see the Crayon Safety site at

Crayon Safety

It is a good thing you didn't say Paste. You know EVERYONE ate paste as a kid. That is why the young of today are all screwed up. They don't have paste.. they only have computers.

CYA

Speaking of warning labels though...


Funny Warning labels for Shatzy to feel better about her deodorant... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

oh no [img]frown.gif[/img]
With all the dumb people protected by these warnings, they'll start breeding us out [img]frown.gif[/img]

i got it wrong, not king stupid...
King Obvious everyone!

Or perhaps King Too Sarcastic For Some?

Perhaps I should start a war with YOUR jewish ass...
god damned kike!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by KingBean:
Hmmm... why not combine the three of them and block that sucker up real good???

http://www.boomspeed.com/kingbean2/clogits.gif

(that took me all of half a minute to make so no bitching)</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


That looks like something someone would ski down the side of a mountain on.

sf.... PLEASE don't make me expose more of myself
than i feel comfortable with....

you temptress.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
i didn't eat paste either....

nor glue for that matter.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

NEVER EVER??? Man what did you and TG do for excitment in kindergarden then?

CYA

And lets go on with the tasting of blood from there. BLAAAAAAA I was eating dinner.

i wasn't the average child.

but nothing wrong with tasting blood.

nope, allthough i have to admit i didn't get it from women who had periods, but from falls and small accidents.

I dont think I ever ate paste.

i didn't eat paste either....

nor glue for that matter.

i have never even heard of INSTEADS before. but they sound mangled anyway. and the extraction process sounds messy (and probably not a good idea to do in public places). and being me, i'd be worried about getting the thing airtight.

gah! the drag of being all woMAN.

and i don't know ANYONE that 'doubles up' or even triples. why bother?

i ate paste. it's just flour and water.

and by the way.... germaine greer says that an emancipated woman is one who's tasted her own menstral blood.

food for thought.

I've never tasted a womans menstral blood either, thank god.
I never ate paste, i was much more sophisticated, occasionaly nibbling on glue.
But not wet glue! it had to be half dried on my hands, then I would nibble it off.
but only occasionaly.
And I too, used to actually ALWAYS "drink" my blood for lack of a better word, when I would cut myself or something.
Didn't want to lose it!
STill don't!!!
I lost enough when I was six... damn 4 wheelers and barbed wire fences... and 1/2 mile long shale driveways...
and.....
anyways.....
yea.....
but as for Shatzy's menstral fluids, i've tasted those... I was trying to pull her insteads out with my teeth...

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gawd hanny! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

sometimes you can say the damnedest things!
lmmfao!

its also funny to see you use the word 'nibble'...

hahahahahah... thats cute [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

As long as there is not alot of oil, I usually eat the blood. It is much easier to recycle my blood than to go eat more food to make some more.

I never ate glue either, though I recall having to clean up glue alot.

H was my favorite letter person!
(The one that was afraid to get a hair CUT.)

<font color="#c0c0c0" size="1">[ April 25, 2003 03:42 AM: Message edited by: ?Gary? ]</font>

Whatever Gary, you fuckin crackpot.

All Hail Hit... err... Hanny! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by ?Gary?:
H was my favorite letter person!
(The one that was afraid to get a hair CUT.)

</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

i don't get that

*shocked*

You don't know who the letter people are?

No one does, hence me calling you a crackpot!
Just explain already, enough with the drama.

http://www.letterpeople.com/

I still find it hard to believe none of you had the letter people in kindergarten.

However, I will explain "H" for you guys. I believe his name was Hairy. (I could be wrong) He once fell and hurt himself. His mother called it a cut. One day his mother wanted him to get a hair cut, but hairy refused cause he thought it would hurt. So, hairy had so long hair, all you could see of him was his hair. (Something like that, it's hard to remember stuff that happened 17 years ago.)

sorry, gary.

here in the south, we's is po' folk...

here's how we had to learn the alphabet:

<font color=#ac0000>CLICK!</font>

its a bit drab...

This is a yacht?

http://www.literacyhour.co.uk/feb_97..._act/yacht.gif

And check out this motorbike, it would make TG jealous...

http://www.literacyhour.co.uk/feb_97.../motorbike.gif

that's alot easier to relate to than "Hairy the H"

You could have a point except for the fact I still remember Hairy.....

Proving I at least must have related to the letter people.

which is a completely different issue that has no relation to the alphabet...i'll be right back, i know the number to a great psychiatrist that TG used to go to.

LMMFAO!

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