deodorant...

[Cyalaytr]

I think Shatzy you should upgrade to the new and improved

for better protection anyhow.


And here is your link for all those FAQ's you wanted to know but were affraid to ask.
Secret Faq's

CYA [img]eek.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

oh god.... this thread has totally tripped me out LMMFAO!

first of all, thanks hanny for that explination.
it does make sense.

secondly, jason... i've wondered for some time
where that came from. although it IS the same
brand AND the EXACT same scent i use...
i don't recall ever whipping that out at your
house...
i thought we agreed that it was meghans?????

you should prolly just throw that shit away.
i'm never going to use it.

and third, cya....

the tailfin comment was fucking HILARIOUS!!!
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

i think that tampon/pad commercials are prime.
there isn't alot of 'talk' about such things
in as far as what makes one product better than
another. usually its through trial and error...

i enjoy seeing the commercials because i like
to chuckle at how gay and serious they attempt
to be. i've seen commercials with fancy drawings
and 'diagrams' and blah blah blah ... and
usually the women are wearing something tight
and WHITE!!!

oh the horror.

a bit of shatzy information:
when i first started my period, i was 15...
and at my grandmother's house (it was mother's
day -- irony? go figure).
my grandmother left to go purchase some 'supplies'
for me as i sat, scared to death, on the toilet.
(tee hee)
when she returned, she had purchased EVERY
PRODUCT the store carried. i'm so not kidding.
EVERY FUCKING PRODUCT!!!! every size, shape,
brand, performance... you name it.
i bet the sales clerk thought she was friggin
nuts.
so she brings all that shit in there to me and
says, "here ya go..." and leaves.

imagine the scenario.

i didn't know wtf i was doing... much less
which to use.

aaaaaaaaah... the glory days.

anyways... i guess that was a story uncalled for,
but felt it applicable. [img]redface.gif[/img]

[SmokinLizzies]

[img]eek.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

heh heh heh ... i have no shame. [img]cool.gif[/img]

and that first pic tg posted looks like a
magazine ad... tee hee

[Hannibal]

I concur.

[SmokinLizzies]

Hanny, I'm not sure WTF you are talking about...

But if you have poop on your dick, you're going in on the wrong side. Remember, she should scream at the end of sex, not at the begining.

Wait, I got it, I know what your problem is hanny...

[Hannibal]

Ladies and gentlemen...
this proves it... Gary is almost completely illiterate!
Never did I imply, or say, that I had poop on my dick, I said you did, yet somewhere, out of something, you pulled out that you thought I was speaking of me... when I specifically stated it was you...
geezus your dumb.

[zelazny]

but, back from all those tangents, i do remember something about butane being used in spray deodorants, and i seem to recall a story about an english boy who was so obsessed with his smell that he completely blanketed himself in deodorant spray several times a day. Which supposedly led to a butane buildup in his system which ended up in his demise. Might be just another urban legend though.

[Moniker]

Why is it that every single topic ends up with one person calling another gay?
Why don't you two just fuck each other and be done with it?

[SHATOUSHKA]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
Err, you can have sex while having an 'instead' thingie, how deep exactly do those things go? I mean, if you have to reach it with your fingers i bet most guys can reach it with their penis.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

this is true.... but then again, i did mention
how difficult they are to remove. i didn't want
to get too graphic... but they really are hard
to reach. the plastic rim is prolly no more than
half an inch wide... and it rests as close to
your body as possible... so its really difficult
to maneuver and reach it. but its also about
4-5 inches in diameter...and its squishy...
so its easy to insert.

so i don't think most guys will be able to
feel it. and due to the size of the plastic
rim, i doubt they'd think anything of it if
they did feel it.