another poll about monops!!!!

**SHATOUSHKA** · August 22nd, 2003, 05:27 PM

i chose the money bag on several levels.

its shapely and bulbous... not to mention full of money

**Aaron Brown** · August 22nd, 2003, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by GravyTrain:
it isn't....and omar...you are just stupid

the thimble and iron are obviously the most feminine....there's no doubt about it.

<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">You're wrong. I'm much more than stupid, thus not 'just stupid'. Also:

1-Men have been the more popular and reknown tailors throughout history.

1.5-Thimbles aren't currently widely used by either gender

2-The thimble, although needing someting inserted into it (thus its femininity) inserts a phallic structure into material, and is phallically shaped itself. At best, it is bigenderal

3-The iron, another phallically shaped item which spews forth(or in this case produces from its surface) a hot white misty substance , is hardly feminine.

4-Of all the items, the only one most closely related to, through its history and current state, to women is the little itty-bitty doggie. No man with an healty amount of testosterone would be caught dead owning such a dog.

<font color="#ffffff" size="1">[ August 22, 2003 02:55 PM: Message edited by: Omar de Fati ]</font>

**imaslave4junior** · August 22nd, 2003, 06:38 PM

and how is the shoe feminine??? im stickin to the dog which is currently in a 3way tie for first

**GravyTrain** · August 22nd, 2003, 08:31 PM

I stick with the thimble and the iron a close second....the reasoning behind this is if anyone was honestly playing a game of monopoly and a dude choose either the thimble or the iron...they would immediately be called gay, homo, faggot, or some other form of the homosexual derogatory(sp) naming convention.

none of the others would invoke such a response.

at least that is how i would react.