Stupid breaks

[Trampis]

I just heard on the radio that New York Yankees pitcher Kevin Brown broke his non- pitching hand when he punched a wall in between innings to relieve some frustrations.

It reminded me of a buddy that I have.Lets just say my friend isnt real bright,...life of the party,...but not the sharpest hook in the tackle box.

Anyways...my buddy was at a popular watering hole getting his drink on and haveing a good time trying to pick up on chickee babes when he went to the bathroom to relieve himself of some excess barley juice.

One wall in the bathroom had a couple or a few holes punched in it(hand through sheet rock)."Thats cool",he thought,"Ive always wanted to punch a hole in a wall".

But,the already punched wall would not do,he had to have a virgin punching wall.So he turned from the urinal wall and found his canvas.Ahhhh,he reared back and let loose with his fist,CRACK!...went his knuckles,for his canvas of virility was made of concrete not sheetrock!

[Tard]

Worth a laugh, but not quite a darwin award nominee.

Now, if only you could interest him in Russian Roulette, only using a semiautomatic handgun instead of a revolver...

[SHATOUSHKA]

so hows his knuckles? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

what a goob [img]tongue.gif[/img]

hahahahah

[Trampis]

This happened a decade ago or so,so hes all healled up.I remember he told his employer at the time that he was tightning a bolt when the wrench slipped and thus he injured himself.