woulda been your fault for driving so damned
fast and not avoiding objects in the road
i would have been so pissed off some moron would have gotten paint on my truck...i don't know what i owuld have done if i were in the situation....but i know i would be pissed
woulda been your fault for driving so damned
fast and not avoiding objects in the road
so there was this redneck in a pickup leaving
lowe's with the back full of various building
materials (mainly concrete) including a 5
gallon bucket of smaller items.
he was trying to get out on the main road
and decided to dart out in front of traffic.
he did... pulling out in front of me... just
2 or 3 cars ahead.
since he had no tailgate (as per code 24
section 129-D of arkansas state law), his
entry onto the street caused the 5 gallon
bucket to fall off the back end... spilling
out the contents into all 4 lanes of traffic.
as if thats not funny enough... most of the
contents of said bucket were spray paint
cans....
to which someone in the far lane ran over
one... causing the can to immediately
explode.... and... bright green paint was
splattered all along the side of this car...
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAA!!!!!!
whats even more hilarious... is this jackass
was so busy flying through the event that
he won't even notice the paint until he
gets to wherever he is going...
and while i should hold some sort of pity
or reverence for this moron... i simply
don't... and i think its the funniest thing
i've seen in a long time.
*wipes tear*
ROFL!!!!!!
i would have followed his ass to wherever he was going, and then BAM hit him up about it
no one seems to be catching the drift that this
guy had NO IDEA he was splattered with paint...
and frankly, even remembering that day cracks
me up... mainly because i think he deserved it
Around here some guys like to put flat beds on there pickup trucks.Heavy duty looking things with diamond plate and headache racks.They'll bolt a generator, perhaps or a toolbox on the flat bed.Invariably they set stuff on the bed,...the flat bed with no sides...and when they go around corners shit slides off.I always make it a point to thank people for all the free tools Im going to get when they put a flatbed on there rig.End wrenchs are popular roadside treasures as are shovels.
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">ugh... its like i could invision it! [img]confused.gif[/img]Originally posted by Trampis:
Heavy duty looking things with diamond plate and headache racks.They'll bolt a generator, perhaps or a toolbox on the flat bed.
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