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October 2nd, 2003, 02:23 AM
#1
TastinGood
Guest
An old man was sitting on a park bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: Green, red, orange,
blue and yellow, and a leather thong around his neck.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was
staring.
The young man finally said very sarcastically, "What's
the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied: "Got drunk one
time in Hong Kong and had sex with a parrot. I was just
wondering if you were my son."
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October 2nd, 2003, 06:29 AM
#2
HB Forum Owner
LMMFAO!!!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
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October 2nd, 2003, 10:57 AM
#3
Inactive Member
hehahah i clicked that....
hehhehehahahahahah....oh brother... [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
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October 2nd, 2003, 02:06 PM
#4
Inactive Member
Where do pirates go on vacation?
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="ZOIRLS"> ARRRR-uba </div><hr size="1"></blockquote>
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October 2nd, 2003, 02:50 PM
#5
Cyalaytr
Guest
Did ya hear that the makes of the Yugo car are coming out with a new family size mini van? <blockquote><font size="1" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="GC56JD">It's called the WeAllGo </div><hr size="1"></blockquote>
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October 2nd, 2003, 03:12 PM
#6
HB Forum Owner
so when do the jokes start? [img]redface.gif[/img]
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October 2nd, 2003, 03:20 PM
#7
TastinGood
Guest
Right here
<font color="#000000" size="1">[ October 02, 2003 12:23 AM: Message edited by: TastinGood ]</font>
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October 2nd, 2003, 11:18 PM
#8
TastinGood
Guest
Of all the Yugo jokes I've ever heard.....
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="DYOPGA"> That's the worst.</div><hr size="1"></blockquote>
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October 3rd, 2003, 12:31 AM
#9
Cyalaytr
Guest
Good... I am glad to know that I stuck it under the right topic then. SHhhhhhheeeew had me worried for a sec.
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