OMAR'S OLD SCHOOL SLAM!!!!
I have two dressers in my room, but one is for my gf. In my top drawer I keep my socks. I always wear ankle socks (which I call footies, but no one else does), but I have a lot of dress socks from my dress-up-to-work-days. My second drawer is my underwear drawer. I wear boxer briefs exclusively:
I do have a pair of orange briefs, and fishnet bikinis I wear for my mate, but only if she asks.
The third drawer is for my tshirts. I wear one as often as I can, even in winter. I get them from the resale store so I will always have one. I also buy those crazy shirts from online sites that I like. *hint*
My fourth drawer is for my khaki pants. Since I wear shorts year round, this drawer stays close. Every so often my shorts will be all dirty and I'll be forced to wear a pair of pants. Most of these khakis I've bought from the second hand store for two bucks or so. So I've got a ton of them.
In my closet, there are only old suits that I've sworn never to wear, and from time to time, I'll find my gf has put a golf shirt up in there.
Most of my close never find it to the closet or drawer. I don't mind simply picking up what's on top of the clearn clothes basket and dropping something off in the dirty clothes basket.
As a rule, I roll up all my pants, and lay them in the drawer from left to right, darker to lighter. And the same with my tshirts. I like my footies balled up and lined up in rows. That doesn't last when they get low.
I don't care about ironing. However, I use to be obsessive about it and even ironed my underwear. After my last "professional" job, I stopped it, and began happiness. Now, I iron nothing.
gotta let the boys run free I say... no ironing no washing clothes. Plus when you ride hard at the track everything just gets all bunched up in there and it is like someone stuffing a blanket down your pants at 140mph and you trying to pull it back down.
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When I wear boxer briefs that are too big, sometimes my partner sneaks a peek out the wee-wee hole. But, it happens more often in boxers, and briefs chaf my soft skin. So boxers briefs are my best bet. They do keep the boys in line though.
The only reason I wear undies is to keep the boys from going seperate ways. Otherwise, I wouldn't wear them. However, to avoid the occasional zipper accident, I'd have to go pure jock strap.
yanno... there have been times in the past, on
this board and others... in which i have felt
completely detached from the conversation.
sometimes it was a detachment due to a distinct
distance-barrier between me and whomever would
be posting (and by that i mean... i may not know
them well or whatever).
other times it was a detachment due to various
differences in gender, location, belief, whatever
(like the sports chat on dj's board).
but i can honestly say that this has been the
very first time in my posting history that i
have felt almost entirely detached by way of
all things.
to put it simply....
this thread seems to have been morphed in to a
'man period' kinda chat.
cool.... [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
LOL detatched. The you wouldnt want us to broach the "having to pee with morning wood" conversation. [img]eek.gif[/img]
unlike reciprical conversations... i have no
problem with reading/hearing about it....
i just have nothing to add... thats all
The thing I hate about having to pee with morning wood is not having to bend over so much my face is almost in the toilet so I can aim, but that it takes so long to finish. And my bathroom is cold as hell.
takes so long to finish.. dont you mean start? kind of like pumping a dry well or a line that is shut off. oh and what ever you do.. DONT ever get the bright idea when it goes into 2 streams that you can stop the flow and fix it in mid stream [img]eek.gif[/img] NOT A GOOD IDEA TO STOP THE FLOW
Ooook..
*runs off and joins shatz feeling detached*
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">If we leave clothes on the floor, we get nasty lil spiders called white tails nesting in our clothes [img]confused.gif[/img]Originally posted by shatzy:
there is nothing wrong with clothes on the floor.
I left my school dress on the floor one night.. what a mistake [img]confused.gif[/img]
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