The following was posted on another hostboard forum....

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma"> ok... so its friday night...
me and tg meet up with ek3 and gravy at some
lame bar called 'flying saucer'. its gay...
but ek3 has a passion for getting his name on
the wall.
(info-- after you drink one of every kind of
beer they have, you get your name on a plate
then have it hung on the wall -- *rolls eyes* GAY!)

anyways, tg only has one beer because i decide
to drink and he has to drive...
we all meet back at tg's house because dammit,
TG WAS GONNA GET DRUNK!

ek3's friend kirk (as seen in other pics) brings
his crown royal -- aka. pretty drink -- and
tg gulps down about 3 drinks. everyone wonders
if tg is really drunk... tg says that he is 'ok'
but then i say that he IS drunk because he has
yet to get off the couch (and we all know that
you can never really tell how drunk you are when
you have been sitting in one place forever).

everyone leaves.

tg gets off the couch and is basically hammered.
he stumbles down the hall to his room and passes
out on his bed.

sometime in the middle of the night he says he
has to go to the bathroom. i fall back asleep.
time goes by. i wake up again (sometime later)
and see that tg has yet to return from the
bathroom... i look out into the hall (from the
bed because I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GETTING UP!)
and i see the bathroom light still on and
figure tg has passed out in the bathroom.

morning comes (9am) and i wake up seeing tg
back in bed :-s.
i wake him up because i need to get to my sister's
house IMMEDIATELY and i have no vehicle to get
there. tg keeps falling back into sleep...
the mo fo is STILL DRUNK!!!!

(c'mon, we've all been there!)

tg is slurring, sleeping, stumbling.... he's
got the bases covered.

so i get up to go to the bathroom.....

i dunno WTF happened in there!!! the towelrack
was friggin fallen over a cabinet was opened...
and tg (later) said that there was water all
over the sinks....

it was as if sometime in the middle of the night,
when tg said he had to go to the bathroom...
imagined a large insect that he had to kill.

tg was fucked. he literally smelled like alcohol.
i told him to drink some water and eat something
like bread... which he did... but he was still
too fucked to drive me to my sisters. so i
called her and she came and picked me up.

needless to say, i have no idea when tg made
this post nor what it said on it...
but at least you get the story.
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well at first i was going to deny all of the above, but to be honest it is a pretty good compendium of what took place.

i think i'll just stick to bud light from now on. [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]

I guess I can no longer lay claim to having an 'iron stomach'. [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]

Anyways, I'd just like to thank shatzy and ek3 for helping insist that I get drunk. I couldnt have done it without you guys! I'd also like to thank gravytrain and kirk for lending me the support I needed to keep going after I got started. And last but not least, the guy at the gas station that sold me the 2 liter bottle of coke. You rock, man!

See you all next weekend!

Cheers! [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]