The reason for war on Roline has an imcomprehensible magnitude. Because I can't believe how incredibly stupid she is. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. Roline emits more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Her life is a monument to stupidity. I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. She is a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity.
And I'm allergic to stupid. Therefore, my war on Roline is hereby declared, and honorable. Have at arms, prepare yourself to fight (for once in your mage's life)
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