i'm currently on the phone with my sister.....

[SHATOUSHKA]

and MY GOD its boring.

i'm gonna see if i can make a post at the
same time while still acting half interested. maybe this post will show my
'silent' thoughts while on the phone....


blah blah blah.....

my sister just talks a bunch of shit!

dear god... i hate talking on the phone.
already my neck/head hurts....

how can someone take one subject and expand
it to encompass an hour worth of bullshit.

she talks in circles.....

and she uses words like

'scenario'.... 'hypothetical'.... 'FYI'in you'...

jesus christ! she isn't really saying ANYTHING!!!!!

*bangs head on desk*


ok... i'm going insane.....

i'm going to stop this post.
if i feel the need... i may add....

[SHATOUSHKA]

'pros....cons and la la la'.....


'yanno what i'm sayin?'

AAAAARRRRRRRRG!!!! [img]mad.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

i THINK she's saying something about one of her
two jobs.... but i don't really know.... something
about my mom???? fuck man, here's another one of
her 'phrases'....

'yanno consequences' [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]

i just want to scream into the phone:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!!?

[SHATOUSHKA]

while she's rambling.... let me add that the last
time audrey was over at my house... she began one
of these types of 'conversations' and i literally
cracked it:


"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING!?!?!?
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING FOR 15 MINUTES AND I HAVE
NO CLUE WHAT ONE POINT IS!!!!!! JUST TALK LIKE
A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!"

[1FINH]

well what you wanna do is (heard this from a good friend of mine) wait for that silence and the say


OLIVES


I think I need some Olives.... gotta go get some bye.

[SHATOUSHKA]

oh... and she pronounces 'scenario' like this:

sen..ARRRR...eeoooo


like a fucking pirate..... [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

another audrey word ---> 'irregardless'


WHO IN THE FUCK INVENTED THIS WORD???
THERE IS NO SUCH WORD???

THE ONLY REASON THIS WORD EVEN EXISTS IS BECAUSE
OF MORONS LIKE MY SISTER THAT INVENT STUPID
FUCKING WORDS AND PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
AND SO THEY HAVE TO ADD IT TO THE FUCKING
DICTIONARY SO THAT NORMAL PEOPLE CAN
LOOK IT UP AND KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THESE MORONS
ARE FUCKING SAYING!!!!!!

[TastinGood]

how's it going?

[SHATOUSHKA]

..i....am....still....on.....the....phone.....

[SHATOUSHKA]

yanno... now that i think about it... its a good
thing my sister doesn't have internet access much
less access to this board..... [img]redface.gif[/img]