MORE things you dont wanna hear...

[TastinGood]

1) We need to talk.

2) your fly is down

[SHATOUSHKA]

3) yeah.... but.....

[Cyalaytr]

4) Im not really in the mood tonight

5) your tests came and well there was a problem

6) hi we would like to talk to you about god

7) 404 error.. the page www.hostboard.com could not be found

[SHATOUSHKA]

8) oooops!

[SHATOUSHKA]

9) access denied

[Cyalaytr]

10) you have the Nachi Virus

11) sorry that time of the month

12) it isnt my fault im a bitch aunt flow is here

[oranges]

13) is that it?

[SHATOUSHKA]

14) ...soon

[xxmoon stomperxx]

15) Oh, I thought you were gay

16) Can I bring my mother on our date?

17) I videotaped your bachelorette party

[SHATOUSHKA]

18) yeah... but it'll cost ya