heh heh...found this and thought it was too funny.

[ek3]

***the following I pulled off of a website, it is the king comeback***

A report was being presented on the radio the other day, and overheard was one of the all-time best comeback lines ever made.

Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

Female Interviewer: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

General Reinwald: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

Female Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

General Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

Female Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

General Reinwald: "I don't see how, ...we will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm."

Female Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

General Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

The radio went silent and the interview ended.


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[This message has been edited by ek3 (edited November 28, 2001).]

[Hannibal]

I concur, great post!

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[zelazny]

it's the man that pulls the trigger that kills?
So why did he need a gun in th first place?

(just pushing my stick in the big antfarm this discussion could be)

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[Neologism]

haha...
that rocks!

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what is it that i do exactly?

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[SHATOUSHKA]

i was pretty funny.

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