I'm Forming a new club...Enquire within!

[ek3]

If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock. If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot. If you need to pour your heart out snd try to rectify some situation that you're facing. Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

We represent the mud flaps, Six pack, beer crack, Over-taxed, flag-wavin', Fun-lovin' crowd.Our heart is in the music, and we love to play it loud.

To sign up, there's no forms or no applications. There's no red tape administrations. It's the American
Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

One reason to join is that we're all one big family throughout the cities and the towns. We don't reach for handouts, we reach for those who are down and every local chapter has a seven day a week available consultation for your frustration.

So, don't delay, contact me or your local American Honky Tonk Bar Association today!

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"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt." - Britney Spears

[Hannibal]

It's just not the same without Tastingood.
*shakes head slowly and walks out*

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As miserable as life may be I hold it pretty precious...

If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I wil write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always, I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.

[ek3]

I hate you.

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"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt." - Britney Spears

[Hannibal]

What is hate?

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As miserable as life may be I hold it pretty precious...

If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I wil write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always, I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.

[Z06]

Man, you ever break up with a girl and she keeps your stuff? Man, whats up wit dat? I dunno, man. Somthin' wrong. You know what I'm sayin? Somthin' wrong wit dat.

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[This message has been edited by Z06 (edited October 22, 2001).]

[ek3]

Yeah, my last girlfriend was that way. Towards the end of the relationship we started having problems and there was something really bothering me, so before we said our final good byes I made one last request. I said, "We've been down this road before and we always made it through, But in case we break up; Can I still have sex with you?" It sounded good to me, but evidently she didn't feel the same. She said, "If this is how it's gonna be, I'm gone." She walked out the door...and I lost it.

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"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt." - Britney Spears